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Song Parodies -> "P Is For Pussy"

Original Song Title:

"C Is For Cookie"

Original Performer:

Cookie Monster

Parody Song Title:

"P Is For Pussy"

Parody Written by:

Michael Tanzer

The Lyrics

This is the Cookie Monster parody and enjoy it!! Thank You!
Now what starts with the letter P
Pussy starts with P
Let's think of other things
That's starts with P
Oh, who cares about the other things?

P is for Pussy, that's good enough for me
P is for Pussy, that's good enough for me
P is for Pussy, that's good enough for me
Oh, pussy, pussy, pussy starts with P

P is for Pussy, that's good enough for me
P is for Pussy, that's good enough for me
Oh, pussy, pussy, pussy starts with P

Hey you know that?
A damn pussycat with one claw out of it
Looks like a P
A damn pony with one horseshoe of it
Also looks like a P
But it is not as good as a pussy
Oh and the pussycat sometimes looks like a P
But you can't eat them, so...

P is for pussy, that's good enough for me, yeah!
P is for pussy, that's good enough for me
P is for pussy, that's good enough for me
Oh, pussy, pussy, pussy starts with P, yeah!
Pussy, pussy, pussy starts with P, oh boy!
Pussy, pussy, pussy stars with P!

(Cookie Monster eats the cookie)
Umm-umm-umm-umm-umm
Me love this parody, Umm-umm-umm!!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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The Count - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
That's one! One parody you have written that could have been censored! Ah ah ah!
Claude Prez - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I love that you did this song; I've always said it's one of my favorites, because C IS for Cookie, and that IS good enough for me. Pee is for parody; great idea well done.
Agrimorfee - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
545, only because I giggled at this in spite of my better judgment. The "looks like a P" section was totally bizarre! I picture someone like Jack Black strumming this on an acoustic guitar, screeaming at the top of his lungs. "P IS FOR PUSSY!!!"
who cares what my name is - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
"P" is for perfect, the score you get from me. (5,5,5)
Sean Connery - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Fives galore. Get it? "Galore"?
Michael Pacholek - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Really, 007...
One of the people in the neighbor,in the neighborhood,in the neigh-bor-hood... - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
funny what you can pick up in the 'Street" these days! {That comment was brought to you by the letters, "L","M","A",and"O" and by the numbers,"5","5",and "5"!)
Gallomimia - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
does anyone have the original flash cartoon of cookie monster singing this with a nudie mag in his fist? It's so funny, please tell me where to find it. I first saw it in approximately 2003, summer time. Mail to me at gmail.com

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