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Song Parodies -> "Lipstick Caused A Holler"

Original Song Title:

"Lipstick On Your Collar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Connie Francis

Parody Song Title:

"Lipstick Caused A Holler"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

When Obama made a speech,
To Bush, compared McCain
Said, "Put lipstick on a pig,
Still remains the same."
McCain's campaign yelled out foul
Hyped controversy.
Stated it was Palin aimed
Asked apology..


Lipstick caused a holler
Heard around the world
Lipstick caused a holler
Sexists claims are hurled
In the mud they waller
More and more and more
Lipstick caused a holler
Now becomes a roar..yeah,

They referred to Palin's quip
At convention hall
Where she compared Hockey Moms
To lipsticked pitbull
Trick right wing diversion move
Make left play defense
All should play the issue game
Leave nitpick dispense..

Lipstick caused a holler
Heard around the world
Lipstick caused a holler
Sexists claims are hurled
In the mud they waller
More and more and more
Lipstick caused a holler,
Now becomes a roar, yeah

Now becomes a roar, yeah

Now becomes a roar..

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John Barry - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Ya beat me to it.
alvin - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
read my lips...this was funny !
AFW - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, John...figured someone else would grab on this title...and thanks, alvin
2Eagle - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Good remake of that old song. Let's all see how many popular songs we can use as campaign songs.
Tommy Turtle - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Ya beat me to it, also... but the titles and ideas I was thinking of weren't this good, and were meaner. You nailed it. Five kisses from the Hockey Mom, five Messianic blessings from the pig-painter, and five flipper-flaps from the turtle.
AFW - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eag, and TT
John Jenkins - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I definitely believe that the primary target of Senator Obama's lipstick/pig comment was his perception that Senator McCain's claim to represent change is invalid. But I also believe that, like most of us at AmIRight, Senator Obama enjoys a good double entendre and that (even though he denies it because he doesn't want to sound sexist) his lipstick/pig comment was also intended to spoof Governor Palin.

I also agree with TT that, with the possible exception of a little stretch on the hall/bull rhyme, you nailed this parody.
littleLipCakes - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, L'Air de Farce, yeah, just a little lipstick can set the world on fire . . just a little lovin' early in the mornin' . . .
AFW - September 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, and LCC
George Goehring - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Dear Airfarcewon: I wrote the music to "Lipstick On Your Collar" and you can imagine what a kick I got out of your parody! It's GREAT! Many thanks! The song is getting new life. It's now in a hit off Broadway show called "The Marvelous Wonderettes!" It opened last week. Check it out! George
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
She bans books, such people used to be called "fascist pigs." The snout fits, and she should wear it!
AFW - September 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you Mr. Goehring..and thanks, Michael

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