-> "Hanging Chads and Hanging Judges"
Original Song Title:
"Empty Chairs at Empty Tables"
Parody Song Title:
"Hanging Chads and Hanging Judges"
There's a brief that must be written
The appeal goes on and on.
Hanging chads and hanging judges
Caused this vote count marathon.
Once they talked of executions
Bush claimed he was not to blame
Then he promised tax refunding
But the refunds never came!
Al Gore talked about retirement
Claiming he would fight for me
He would put it in a lockbox
But the lockbox I don't see!
Oh Chief Justice, do not ask me
Whom these hanging chads were for,
In Broward County all is fair
In vote counting, love, and war.
From the sunlight through the ballot
I perceived a vote for Gore,
And some chads with pregnant dimples
Gave the VP two votes more.
If we count the votes enough times,
Maybe one time we will win
Dimpled chads and dimpled lawyers
Will not let Al Gore give in.
There's no leader in the White House
There is chaos on the Hill
If we don't resolve this conflict
We'll have Clinton with us still
Oh Chief Justice, please release me
From this vote recount ordeal
Do not read the brief we've written
Just say "No" to Gore's appeal!
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