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Song Parodies -> "I Fought The Claw"

Original Song Title:

"I Fought The Law"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Clash

Parody Song Title:

"I Fought The Claw"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Eatin' lobster ain't much fun
I fought the claw and the claw won,
I fought the claw and the claw won..

Put on my bib, I needed a gun
I fought the claw and the claw won,
I fought the claw and the claw won..

Habitiual ritual, but my skills were bad
Nutcracker, broke one
Worked my ass off, should'a ordered shad,
I fought the claw and the claw won,
I fought the claw and the claw won..

Off my plate, on..the floor it spun
I fought the claw and the claw won,
I fought the claw and the claw won..

Saw him move, dropped my shears and run
I fought the claw and the claw won,
I fought the claw and the claw won..

Lobster got steamed, and now I'm steamed bad
With seafood, I'm done
Toughest dang fight that I ever had,
I fought the claw and the claw won
I fought the claw and the claw won

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Timmy1000 - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Been there - 555 - guess I'll skip Red Lobster tonight.
alvin - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
wonderful mental imagery
Dee Range - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Reading the title, I thought this was going to be about Fritz von Eric, the great wrestler from Texas in the1960'1980 era who used the 'Iron Claw' to put opponents to sleep, with a right hand pressure grip applied to the forehead. This lobster fest was even better.
littleCLAWcakes - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air, perhaps a somewhat rougher 'fight ' awaits, thee? All the Best in ~ 2 0 0 9 ~ Sir .
Christie Marie M - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeow, I actually had that experience at the Red Lobster! Always fighting with the lobster. That is what I call a "food fight"! I'm also reminded of Naked Gun 2 1/2 where Leslie Nielsen had to crack a big lobster and he made the lobster claw move, pinching that lady's you know what. Anyways, great parody you wrote! 5's.
Phil Alexander - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Next up a Rock Lobster parody? Great stuff, AFW (and oddly enough, a security code of 544)
AFW - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to all, and a Merry Christmas

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