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Song Parodies -> "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Black?"

Original Song Title:

"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?"

Original Performer:

Chrystal Gayle

Parody Song Title:

"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Black?"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Thought she was a girl I knew
Gave her lips a kiss or two
Mem'ry was off track,
And Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Black?

I was not very couth
On the ground, that's my tooth
Pissed off boyfriend, Jack
And Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Black

Applied some make up, beefsteak, too
Still, that old shiner, keeps on shinin' through
A well known proverb, 'bout hands, ain't no lie
They really are quicker than the eye

The next time I won't be that schnook
Gonna take a second look
So, I won't get no whack,
'Cause, Don't It Make My Brown Eyes
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes,
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes, Black?

Yes, Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Black?

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alvin rhodes - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
funny concept...5s
AFW - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
Red Ant - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good AFW, dktos but funny and 5s. Is "couth" a word by itself? Oh, late congratulations on 400, sorry I missed that the other day.
Michael Pacholek - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe it should make your two eyes four. And make this parody a five.
AFW - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant....for vote, and 400 comment...'Couth'...oh, yeah..legal word...in Websters...I believe anything "Un"...has to stand alone, too...but, even if it wasn't....you know us parodists,(which may not be a word, either) are allowed poetic license...and can make up our own words...................And thanks, Michael...
Spelling cop - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
You spelt her first name wrong, but the parody is good.
Andria - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job here, and I see that this is some of your earlier work. BTW, "parodist" is definitely a word, since my Internet provider doesn't put a dotted red line under it (unlike how it handles my first, middle and last names, among many other things that my Mac thinks are spelled wrong). My blue eyes were turned black many a time in schoolyard fights as a kid, and 5s for you.
UnCouthVotress - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
very charming write here, Sir L'Air de Farce! It should make my grey eyes bluuuuuuuu. . . .

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