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Song Parodies -> "Nowhere Man"

Original Song Title:

"Mohair Sam"

Original Performer:

Charlie Rich

Parody Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, who is the limpest
not happenin' at all in this town
never act quick
is the message he lays down
who is a foolish guy...what is, what am
dumb blinkin', slow thinkin', head shrinkin' nowhere man

might be havin' revelations
but its stuck in his mind (his mind)
seemingly poutin'
he's not at all violent, we find
who is a foolish guy...what is, what am
dumb blinkin', slow thinkin', head shrinkin' nowhere man

who is unhippest
not happenin' at all in this town
gettin' his kicks
with the malaise he lays down
who is a foolish guy...what is, what am
dumb blinkin', slow thinkin', head shrinkin' nowhere man

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Paul Robinson - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice "double-reverse smushie" move today, alvin. You did a great job on both...very clever...5's ~ ~ ~
John Barry - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
What Paul said.
Kristof Robertson - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent reverse-merge-parody-type thingy, Al....brilliant idea well executed. 555
alvin rhodes - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks paul john and kristof
AFW - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Tricky, and very well done
alvin rhodes - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW

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