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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Hate Obama Polka"

Original Song Title:

"I Was Not a Nazi Polka"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chad Mitchell Trio

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Hate Obama Polka"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

(Oh, beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain)
No matter where you are in this great country
(For purple mountains' majesty across the fruited plain)
This anthem is in your ears
(America, America, God shed His grace on thee)
It is dear to the hearts of all Americans
(And crown thy good with brotherhood)
And endured for many years.
(from sea to shining sea.)

Every true American dances to the strain
Of the I Don't Hate Obama Polka
It's so patriotic to join in the refrain
Of the I Don't Hate Obama Polka.

Dubya was a dumbell we wanted to impeach
Sing the I Don't Hate Obama Polka
We all thought Pat Buchannan had poison to preach
Sing the I Don't Hate Obama Polka

Americans are liberal, they don't discriminate
Democracy is what we're all about
Ever since the Civil War Americans agreed
That the Blacks were victims of the feudal South.

I never uttered "nigger" or told a sexist joke
Sing the I Don't Hate Obama Polka
I even hired a negro to fix my karaok"
Sing the I Don't Hate Obama Polka
So, I wouldn't blame Obama if a disaster broke
Sing the I Don't Hate Obama Polka.

Were you against the ERA?
No, I support the ERA!
I Don't Hate the Clintons Polka
Do you not hate Hillary?
No, Hillary's my cup o' tea!
I Don't Hate the Clintons Polka
Do you not hate Democrats?
That's absurd! We're all Americans..
I Don't hate the Clintons Polka
Did you not think Reagan great?
Uuuhhh, I forget....
Arch, remember the Eighties?
Yeah, what about 'em?
That's when Reagan was President!
Who was President? Reagan who?
Ronald Reagan!
Ronald Reagan, that guy who used to be on Death Valley Days? What about him?
Well....

A movie star, lotsa brawn wasn't very bright
But we all must admit he was our shining knight
He had a friend Ollie North sold weapons to Iran
He ripped off all Americans until he met his man
He made friends with Gorbachev, met him at the wall
The magic words he uttered had a great effect on all
They changed the world forever that momentous fall
Mister Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
Tear down this wall! Tear down this wall! Tear down this wall!
So...what about it?
I dunno.

To all Americans Black or White or Jew
Sing the I Don't Hate Obama Polka
We had our share of turncoats though they be very few
Sing the I Don't Hate Obama Polka.

We tried to impeach Nixon, but he beat us to the punch
As his recordings brought us to the light
We hated Joe McCarthey, Lincoln rockwell, too
We believe as Carter did in equal rights - right? Right!
Left, RIGHT, Left, RIGHT!

Americans love everyone regardless of their race
Sing the I Don't Hate Obama Polka
Americans love women when they know their place
Sing the I Don't Hate Obama Polka.

Wait a minute! Hey, Lady! Don't just stand there. Why aren't you singing? You live in Alaska, don't you?
Sing the I Don't Hate Obama Polka! RRRIIIIIIGGHHHTTT!

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Mark Scotti - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Like Jack Nicholson(as the President), said to the Martians in "Mars Attacks", "Can't we all just.....get along??" LOL
AFW - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Just a fantastic job, here...2Eagle...Extremely funny, spoofy, and all those other adjectives..Love the line.."Hillary's my cup 'o tea!"...and, Americans love women when they know their place.."
2Eagle - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark - I thought Rodney King said that after the riots. Thanks, AFW, - Yeah, they love home wreaking actresses but hate women who really want to make a difference.
John Barry - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
A tour de force--congrats!
2Eagle - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, John.
John Jenkins - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
A well-constructed perspective on the past 40 years of American presidents. I enjoy the irony of intentionally misspelling dumbbell.
Old Man Ribber - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
To paraphrase Isaiah 2:4..."And they shall beat their military marches into polkas and their bayonets into tuning forks." (Under The Double Eagle makes a heck of a polka!) THIS conservative thinks your tune is hilarious. Perhaps if we spent more time playfully "ribbing" each other, there'd be neither the time or the desire to let hatred in. ;D
2Eagle - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks John and Old Man - I'm glad you took it with a grain of salt.
LadyNorCAL - May 18, 2010 - Report this comment
I agree Lord 2Ease, as long as our Knights are ' shiny & brawny ', they need naught in the brain depart, Sir !
2Eagle - May 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lady, but I'd rather have a nerd in office. They're more capable.
CowPattyHearst - July 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Did anyone happen to see that picture of him with his shirt off? Niiiiice!

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