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Song Parodies -> "(Who, Who, Who) Dropped that Log on the Floor?"

Original Song Title:

"Lookin' Out My Back Door"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"(Who, Who, Who) Dropped that Log on the Floor?"

Parody Written by:

Rod Worden

The Lyrics

We have 6 cats in our house. I wrote this for all of you out there who are similarly afflicted. You know who you are.
Just flew in from Pontiac
With an aching sacro-iliac
Kick off my shoes
Look around, for the cats
Something bad is stinkin'
Pretty soon I'm thinkin'
(Who, Who, Who) dropped a log on the floor?

Those cat tracks up the curtain
weren't there before I'm certain
Look at all the brand new scratches
On that leather chair!
Smell, gonna try to find it
My toes I hope won't grind it
(Who, Who, Who) dropped that log on the floor?

Bailing-wire and bubble wrap
On the tile, and also sand!
Round a corner I slide
And take a ride
in poo
Doo Doo Doo!

I'm in the pile a yellin'
And the cats they're not a-tellin'
(Who, Who, Who) dropped this log on the floor?

(guitar break)

Coffee beans and collard greens
All strewn around the place
But I need a mop
Where I took my flop
in poo
Doo Doo Doo

It's no time for debatin'
But can't help contemplatin'
(Who, Who, Who) dropped that log on the floor?

(guitar break)

Crawling to the back porch door
Pick myself up off the floor
Look at all the smilin' kitters
Gathered now around!
Straight faces, apropos
Guess I'll never know
(Who, Who, Who) dropped that log on the floor?

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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Johnny D - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Why didn't they use the litterbox? 5's
Rod - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny. Our youngest cat thinks it's funny to sneak up on the others when they're in the box, wait until their 'bidness' commences, and then ATTACK.
Rick D - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Is that what yours does when you turn on the vacuum?
Rod - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi, Rick! Don't know, we no longer vacuum the litter boxes.
Arwen - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm lucky that I even made it through the parody...I was laughing heartily enough at just the title!! FABulous!! 5-5-5!
Meriadoc - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job! This was hilarious!
John Jenkins - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Every line was excellent.
Paul Robinson - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Rod, I USED to have a cat and I still like them. Great parody. If you know Gordon Lightfoot's "Bitter Green" you might like my parody, "Litter Green" on this site. The complaint there is from the cat's point of view...
Mari D - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This one hits home! Good job, and the original song is a great choice for those lyrics!
Rod W - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Arwen and Meriadoc, glad it made you laugh! Thanks also, John, Paul, and Mari for stopping by. So many tunes, so little time.
Peregrin - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Rob, here late, but I had a good time with it too!
Rod - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin. Late?? I didn't find this site until last month, I'm over 20,000 parodies behind! There are some real gems in there.
C.W. McCall - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
It was the dark of the Moon on the 6th of June, and a Kenworth, pulling logs.
Rod - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeff Reuben - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I got a kick out of the lyrics!
Pat - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG if everyone else is late, I must be ancient! Loved it ! Although mine wasn't a leather chair but brand new re-upholstered one! Still have cats! Best
Rod - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeff: Thanks, bro!

Pat: Good for you, friend. I, too, would take my cats over furniture any day.
Elvie - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Holy Crap! Now that is right on , and total humor up the whazooo! This deserves a ten! No joke. Great Rod!
Elvie - September 28, 2010 - Report this comment
With 3 cats and a dog, this one really is funny, it had me in stitches! Oh my , u know it's good when we would take our animals over all this eh? This is a favorite 5 across
susan - August 31, 2014 - Report this comment
are you kidding me? this hits the nail on the head! Love it ! Thanks for the words , inspired am sure by experience. Tis hilarious! 5's all around

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