When you're a Steve,
it's a marvelous thing,
You're the top of the line,
You can hear yourself sing

When you're a Steve,
no one can touch your throne,
They must envy you,
you're in the Happiness Zone

You're never alone,
they all just wanna be you,
I'll throw you a bone,
for being with a Steve,
will surely free you

When you're a Steve,
you're on top of the world,
I'm your idol if you are
a boy or a girl,
When you're a Steve,
you stay a Steve