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Song Parodies -> "Good Morning Ones-Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Good Morning Starshine"

Original Performer:

Cast of 'Hair' / Oliver

Parody Song Title:

"Good Morning Ones-Guy"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Good morning, ones-guy
Your empty life blows
You've nothing to live for
You might as well go

Good morning, ones-guy
You hate every song
If you are suicidal
Then let this hurry you along

Give it up stupid
Write a note and do it
Give your head a hole

Swallow ricin salsa
Sniff-'n-whiff a-lotta
Cyanide snow

Drown yourself in water
Give yourself a slaughter
Bungee jump without a cord


Good morning, ones-guy
The Earth says "Hello"
It's patiently waiting
For your move below

Good morning, ones-guy
You now re-a-lize
Each commentless one you vote
Is one more vote for your demise

Ones-guy you're worthless
Unhappy and mirthless
Just let your life go

Shoot some heroin and
Drink a-lotta gin and
Then to sleep go

Still we hope that you live
And from now on you give
Helpful comments with your ones

Can't you see-eeeeee?

Flinging your ones
Chumming your ones
Commenting none

Commenting none
That's what you've done
Silent, sad one

If a song's
Not your thing
Com-com-com-comment and say what's wrong

If a song's
Not your thing
Com-com-com-comment, help us a-long

Think
Say what's wrong
With our songs

Think
Don't just vote
Lonely ones

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   2
 2
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User Comments

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Arwen - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Couldn't have said it better myself...=)
Leigh O. Jay - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok, here's your comment: the pacing is terrible, it's not funny, and it basically sucks. Feel better now? Oh, and 1-1-1.
Hairy Pothead and Bong Easily from Chucky's School of Parody-Wizardry - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hairy and Bong would now like to cast their spell on all Ones-Guys and Ones-Gals (you all know who you are):

You Ones-Gals and you Ones-Guys
Once these words pass through your eyes
Shall feel deep depression grow
In your minds when ones you throw
'Til you cannot bear to live
'Til your final one you give
'Til your choice is suicide
From this spell you cannot hide
'Tis on you when ones you wield
Now this spell is done and sealed.
EmiLoca - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha-ha! Excellent, men. Hope the ones guy strikes THIS parody...mwahaha. 5-5-5
Royce Miller - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
monkeyshine
John Barry - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you speak for many of us. "Ricin salsa"--absolutely hilarious. Call me a fives guy.
Ones Guy - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Must grant ones...must give it ones....some force preventing me....can't give ones.......hand hits 5 AAARRRGGGHHHH, another 5 NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Yet another five. The Dye is cast. The curse is lifted. The ones guy can be no more. POOF!
Johnny D - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! This is frickin' hilarious! Well-done, monkeys, well-done! Have 555 bananas!
Hairy Pothead and Bong Easily from Chucky's School of Parody-Wizardry - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hairy and Bong see that the Ones-Guy or Ones-Gal just struck as this parodies 9th voter. Ones-Guy or Ones-Gal, you are now helplessly under the spell. So be it.
alvin rhodes - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
5s for the "ricin salsa" alone...HAHAHA
Steven Cavanagh - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Joining the chorus of amens
Rod Worden - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I gave this 5s! It was great!! But when/if I vote, that's ALL I give. If I don't like one, I'm not gonna vote on it. Fives are dropped like so much fairy dust on this site. Why do we vote at all?! We love the comments, and we are offended when we get less than 5s. Hey, maybe we should turn this around-- let's play LOWBALL!! If I've learned anything since I've been here, it's this: take the averages with a grain of salt, for that's all they're worth.
Claude Prez - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I'm with ya, my simian brother.
Claude Prez - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Or sister.
Michael Pacholek - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
My vote made it 14 fives to 1 one. Coincidentally, the odds are currently running 14 to 1 that the Ones Dork will ever identify himself. We know it's not Guy, 'cause he's not the man Guy is. We know it's not Merry, 'cause he's the man Merry is. We know it's not me, 'cause if I gives ones, I say why. Could it be... Doctor Chucky and Mr. Hyde? Nah... I think we need to look down the list of Authors and see who's got some bad ratings, and see if revenge is a motivation.
Meriadoc - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Wait a minute - Claude commented? I thought Claude were the monkeys. Was the monkeys. The monkeys was Claude... I'm confused....
John Jenkins - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, monkeys, especially the ricin salsa and the bungee jump. My theory is that there are more than one "ones-guy" because they give ones to parodies representing opposing political views.
neminem - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice... infinitely better than my own attempt at an anti-ones-guy parody (seems like everyone's done one, doesn't it ;-)). 5'd.
Charlie Decker - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice!
Royce Miller - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I see you lost all your votes on this one; I wrote something to this song so I appreciate the effort you put into this, it's challenging.

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