Song Parodies -> Good Morning Moonshine
| Original Song Title: | "Good Morning Starshine" |
| Original Performer: | Cast of 'Hair' |
| Parody Song Title: | "Good Morning Moonshine" |
| Parody Written by: | Mari Aranoff |
I love the musical "Hair," except for the song being parodied here, and think that the lyrics are amazingly dumb. My goal was to write lyrics as lame or lamer (lamer?) than the original.
Good morning moonshine
The floor says hello
You tinkle upon me
My tinkle is slow
Good morning moonshine
But where is the still?
The bears have moved it someplace
But I will find it, yes I will!
Jiggly jam jelly
Bouncing budha belly
Low lobby solo
Hunan human hero
Ziggy zaggy zero
Get up and go
Mumblin' murmur melting
Poopy PETA pelting
Early morning breakfast gong
Good morning moonshine
The mirror's unkind
It shows me hung over, and I'm in a bind
Good morning moonshine
Of 200 proof
My butt is trying to sing
But all I hear is "whiffenpoof"
Jiggly jam jelly
Bouncing budha belly
Low lobby solo
Hunan human hero
Ziggy zaggy zero
Get up go go
Mumblin' murmur melting
Poopy PETA pelting
Early morning breakfast gong
Can you see meeeeeeeee
Bringing a gong, spamming a throng
Swinging mah-jongg
Shoving ding dong, thrashing along
Wringing sarong
Ping a throng, Dingaling!
Wigwam thong fling
Bling bling King Kong
Wrong long prong sting
Bing bang bong, pong!
Who flung dung? Was Ming!
The floor says hello
You tinkle upon me
My tinkle is slow
Good morning moonshine
But where is the still?
The bears have moved it someplace
But I will find it, yes I will!
Jiggly jam jelly
Bouncing budha belly
Low lobby solo
Hunan human hero
Ziggy zaggy zero
Get up and go
Mumblin' murmur melting
Poopy PETA pelting
Early morning breakfast gong
Good morning moonshine
The mirror's unkind
It shows me hung over, and I'm in a bind
Good morning moonshine
Of 200 proof
My butt is trying to sing
But all I hear is "whiffenpoof"
Jiggly jam jelly
Bouncing budha belly
Low lobby solo
Hunan human hero
Ziggy zaggy zero
Get up go go
Mumblin' murmur melting
Poopy PETA pelting
Early morning breakfast gong
Can you see meeeeeeeee
Bringing a gong, spamming a throng
Swinging mah-jongg
Shoving ding dong, thrashing along
Wringing sarong
Ping a throng, Dingaling!
Wigwam thong fling
Bling bling King Kong
Wrong long prong sting
Bing bang bong, pong!
Who flung dung? Was Ming!
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Ah, somebody else who knows how to toss a good word-salad! Yum! 5's
As they did with "American Pie" and "I Am the Walrus", students of English and philosophy will ponder the deeper meaning of Mari's parody.
This could be the Tori Amos version!
This could be the Torrid Anus version!
I tried to do the same thing with this same song some time back but yours is way way more stupider. Very good indeed. 5's for you ma' lady.
as weird al once said, dare to be stupid
But all I hear is "whiffenpoof" - LMAO! This was a really clever parody. I remember when Oliver recorded this bizarre rant of a song - "Bliddy bloop bloopy" or some such nonsense. I thought to myself "Cripes, I could write better lyrics than that!!" 'Course my baby sister was already engaged in the endeavour at the time . . . Great stuff as usual, Mari!
LOL! Great job!
Mari D - I'm ALMOST speechless here! (Yeah...RIGHT) Anyway, Great job! Boy, the original really WAS gawdawful freaking stupid, wasn't it? OH...just two more words here: CAMERA...wait, that's only one...I know there WERE two...what was the other one?....OH, YEAH....ahh...(Take "Two")...Mari, just two more words here: CAMERA...THURSDAY...
Thanks, all! I'm honored that you think that it's stupid! Dave -- And how about Bernie Taupin's lyrics to "Hymn 2000"?
Excellent parody. For some reason, the whiffenpoof and PETA lines struck me as bizarrely humorous.
Mari, in contrast to you, I think the original song is charming; but so is your parody.
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