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Song Parodies -> "Good Morning Moonshine"

Original Song Title:

"Good Morning Starshine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cast of 'Hair'

Parody Song Title:

"Good Morning Moonshine"

Parody Written by:

Mari Aranoff

The Lyrics

I love the musical "Hair," except for the song being parodied here, and think that the lyrics are amazingly dumb. My goal was to write lyrics as lame or lamer (lamer?) than the original.
Good morning moonshine
The floor says hello
You tinkle upon me
My tinkle is slow

Good morning moonshine
But where is the still?
The bears have moved it someplace
But I will find it, yes I will!

Jiggly jam jelly
Bouncing budha belly
Low lobby solo
Hunan human hero
Ziggy zaggy zero
Get up and go
Mumblin' murmur melting
Poopy PETA pelting
Early morning breakfast gong

Good morning moonshine
The mirror's unkind
It shows me hung over, and I'm in a bind
Good morning moonshine
Of 200 proof
My butt is trying to sing
But all I hear is "whiffenpoof"

Jiggly jam jelly
Bouncing budha belly
Low lobby solo
Hunan human hero
Ziggy zaggy zero
Get up go go
Mumblin' murmur melting
Poopy PETA pelting
Early morning breakfast gong

Can you see meeeeeeeee
Bringing a gong, spamming a throng
Swinging mah-jongg
Shoving ding dong, thrashing along
Wringing sarong
Ping a throng, Dingaling!
Wigwam thong fling
Bling bling King Kong
Wrong long prong sting
Bing bang bong, pong!
Who flung dung? Was Ming!
New postings by RAD & MAD, aka Rick & Mari Duncan, are at website

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Johnny D - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, somebody else who knows how to toss a good word-salad! Yum! 5's
David Chrenko - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
As they did with "American Pie" and "I Am the Walrus", students of English and philosophy will ponder the deeper meaning of Mari's parody.
pickle - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This could be the Tori Amos version!
tickle - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This could be the Torrid Anus version!
Guy - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I tried to do the same thing with this same song some time back but yours is way way more stupider. Very good indeed. 5's for you ma' lady.
sloatead - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
as weird al once said, dare to be stupid
Stray Pooch - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
But all I hear is "whiffenpoof" - LMAO! This was a really clever parody. I remember when Oliver recorded this bizarre rant of a song - "Bliddy bloop bloopy" or some such nonsense. I thought to myself "Cripes, I could write better lyrics than that!!" 'Course my baby sister was already engaged in the endeavour at the time . . . Great stuff as usual, Mari!
Jack Wilson - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Great job!
Paul Robinson - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari D - I'm ALMOST speechless here! (Yeah...RIGHT) Anyway, Great job! Boy, the original really WAS gawdawful freaking stupid, wasn't it? OH...just two more words here: CAMERA...wait, that's only one...I know there WERE two...what was the other one?....OH, YEAH....ahh...(Take "Two")...Mari, just two more words here: CAMERA...THURSDAY...
Mari D - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all! I'm honored that you think that it's stupid! Dave -- And how about Bernie Taupin's lyrics to "Hymn 2000"?
John Jenkins - January 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody. For some reason, the whiffenpoof and PETA lines struck me as bizarrely humorous.
Royce Miller - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari, in contrast to you, I think the original song is charming; but so is your parody.

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