Song Parodies -> Give Me Gum Balls To Swallow
| Original Song Title: | "Will You Love Me Tomorrow" |
| Original Performer: | Carol King |
| Parody Song Title: | "Give Me Gum Balls To Swallow" |
| Parody Written by: | LucidLupin LeeBee |
I realise Carol King's version might not be the original released version but she penned the song and this parody is done to her version....
A bite or nine discreetly
I cram my mouth with sweeties
So white the mints I shove in my insides
But give me gum balls to swallow
This is a passing pleasure
Amounts of sweets unmeasured
I can't conceive of tragic thunder thighs
Just give me gum balls to swallow
I bite lemon curd not chokin'
I think that Mars Bars are such fun
My farts like words unspoken
When the balls meet the hole in my bum
Before you go don a glove
Remove the balls with a shove
Please help me now and I'll break wind again
But give me gum balls to swallow
Still give me gum balls to swallow
I cram my mouth with sweeties
So white the mints I shove in my insides
But give me gum balls to swallow
This is a passing pleasure
Amounts of sweets unmeasured
I can't conceive of tragic thunder thighs
Just give me gum balls to swallow
I bite lemon curd not chokin'
I think that Mars Bars are such fun
My farts like words unspoken
When the balls meet the hole in my bum
Before you go don a glove
Remove the balls with a shove
Please help me now and I'll break wind again
But give me gum balls to swallow
Still give me gum balls to swallow
please leave votes or comments below ;) 071005 lucidlupin leebee
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NB Gum Balls are like Gob Stoppers - Huge hard sweets like large marbles.......
A twenty-one gumball salute LLB!
here's some fives...don't eat 'em
good one LeeBee 555
Thanks PMS, Alvin and carol ;)
Really Funny
Hilarious Lee :))
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