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Song Parodies -> "Give Me Gum Balls To Swallow"

Original Song Title:

"Will You Love Me Tomorrow"

Original Performer:

Carol King

Parody Song Title:

"Give Me Gum Balls To Swallow"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

I realise Carol King's version might not be the original released version but she penned the song and this parody is done to her version....
A bite or nine discreetly
I cram my mouth with sweeties
So white the mints I shove in my insides
But give me gum balls to swallow

This is a passing pleasure
Amounts of sweets unmeasured
I can't conceive of tragic thunder thighs
Just give me gum balls to swallow

I bite lemon curd not chokin'
I think that Mars Bars are such fun
My farts like words unspoken
When the balls meet the hole in my bum

Before you go don a glove
Remove the balls with a shove
Please help me now and I'll break wind again
But give me gum balls to swallow
Still give me gum balls to swallow
please leave votes or comments below ;) 071005 lucidlupin leebee

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 27

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LucidLupin LeeBee - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
NB Gum Balls are like Gob Stoppers - Huge hard sweets like large marbles.......
PMS - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
A twenty-one gumball salute LLB!
alvin rhodes - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
here's some fives...don't eat 'em
carol - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
good one LeeBee 555
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks PMS, Alvin and carol ;)
James Jennings - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Really Funny
dpfoib - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Hilarious Lee :))

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