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Song Parodies -> "Beat The Freshman"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Spaceman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Byrds

Parody Song Title:

"Beat The Freshman"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Went down to college
With babes in my eyes
And then realized
I also got eyed
And so I winked
And that seemed to imply
To grab a bat and fight

Must be those seniors
Lived here half their lives
Those fraternity boys
Who drink, till their blind
Grab spiked-green paddles
That when hit they spark
I hope I get out alive

"Hey!!!
Beat The Freshman!!!"

Won't you please leave me alone
I'll give you my cell phone

"Hey!!!
Beat The Freshman!!!"

Won't you please leave me alone
For the night

Knocked out till morning
I was moaning in pain
Had a tattoo chain
And a bruise from a cane

Don't know what happened
But I saw the Dean
Said, "Hello, See you've checked in"

(Flashback)

"Hey!!!
Beat The Freshman!!!"

Won't you please leave me alone?
Don't want no broken bones

"Hey!!!
Beat The Freshman!!!"

Won't you please leave me alone
For the night

(Solo of seniors beating up freshmen)

"Hey!!!
Beat The Freshman!!!"

Won't you please me alone
I'm already accident-prone

"Hey!!!
Beat The Freshman!!!"

Won't you please leave me alone for the night?

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Paul Robinson - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job, Matthias...don't know if anyone has used this OS on the site before...I was kind of surprised to see it in the entries...
Tim Mayfield - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This one has a nice beat. 5's
Stephen aka Step-chan - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
555, good one, Matthias, very good!
Rick C - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Great concept and execution. 555

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