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Song Parodies -> "I'll Never Vomit Blood Again"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Never Fall In Love Again"

Original Performer:

Burt Bacharach

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Never Vomit Blood Again"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

What do you get when you vomit blood?
You will be getting weaker muscles
And losing your white corpuscles
I'll never vomit blood again
I'll never vomit blood again

What do you get when you vomit blood?
An inability to stop a rumor
That you have a stomach tumor
I'll never vomit blood again
I'll never vomit blood again

You get a sign something is up
'cause you want to constantly throw up
After this, please go see the doctor
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you vomit blood?
You get a fear that you have cancer
What an anxiety enhancer!
I'll never vomit blood again
I'll never vomit blood again
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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