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Song Parodies -> "Kyle the Reckless Racer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Burl Ives

Parody Song Title:

"Kyle the Reckless Racer"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

I haven't watched the Rankin/Bass Rudolph special in almost 13 years, but I thought I'd use the title song from that special to poke fun at Kyle Busch, the NASCAR driver that I've loved to hate since the 2008 season.
You know Junior and Jimmie and Stewart and Newman
Biffle and Kenseth and even David Reutimann
But do you recall
The most infamous racer of all?
Kyle the reckless racer
Won the NASCAR Cup this year
Unlike old Kevin Harvick
He didn’t get too drunk on beer
All of the other drivers
Always laugh and call him names (like Rowdy!)
When fans talk of NASCAR’s problems
He’s the guy that they all blame (blame Kyle!)

Every morning on race day
Fans on Twitter say
Kyle, you suck and I hope you spin
If you don’t let Dale Jr. win
None of that stuff will bug him (bug him)
The hate he gets from all the fans (Anyone but him!)
Even if his dear crew chief (admit it, Adam!)
Cheats up the car with nitrous cans (cheating up the car!)

Kyle the reckless racer
Won the NASCAR Cup this year
The way he drives his race car
Makes you want to spill your beer
All of the other drivers
Love to laugh and call him names
When fans talk of NASCAR’s problems
He’s the guy that they all blame

Every morning on race day
Fans on Twitter say
Kyle, I’d love to see you spin
And please let Dale Jr. win
None of that stuff will bug him
He still got the victory
Kyle the reckless racer
Will still go down in history
He’ll go down in NASCAR history
If you're a Kyle Busch fan, please forgive me for making fun of your favorite driver.

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Chris Caillouet - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Fun and funny! It takes confidence and humility to poke fun at yourself/your heroes -- bonus points for such levity.
(Security code: RU5 -- No, but I do act like it sometimes)
Rob Arndt - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
I love to keep "track" of your racing parodies! 555 laps!
Jonathan - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
race-ist! 5's

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