Song Parodies -> Hottie Naughty Christmas
| Original Song Title: | "Holly Jolly Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Burl Ives |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hottie Naughty Christmas" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
It's the breast time of the year!
Lotsa "elves",
With lovely shelves,
And red-furred white-trimmed rears!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
And when you walk down the street
Say hello,
To girls who show,
Their reindeer-rumps so sweet!
Oh, ho!
Your missile-toe!
Hung where she can see!
Some hottie waits for you -
Kisses, from her knees!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
Ev'ry Star Trek geek'll cheer -
"Oh my Scotty, beam me up a naughty Christmas, this year!"
(***sultry sleigh-bell interlewd***)
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
It's the breast time of the year!
The egg-nog
From your yule-log
Will fill her cup with cheer!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
And when your girl trims your tree
Stand below,
Her ladder,
So,
Her balsam fir you'll see!
Oh, ho!
Her Camel-Toe!
Wondrous woman's Vee!
Her stocking waits for you -
Stuff it, once for me!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
With a case or two of beer -
Get her blotty!
Have a hottie naughty
Christmas,
This year!
It's the breast time of the year!
Lotsa "elves",
With lovely shelves,
And red-furred white-trimmed rears!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
And when you walk down the street
Say hello,
To girls who show,
Their reindeer-rumps so sweet!
Oh, ho!
Your missile-toe!
Hung where she can see!
Some hottie waits for you -
Kisses, from her knees!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
Ev'ry Star Trek geek'll cheer -
"Oh my Scotty, beam me up a naughty Christmas, this year!"
(***sultry sleigh-bell interlewd***)
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
It's the breast time of the year!
The egg-nog
From your yule-log
Will fill her cup with cheer!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
And when your girl trims your tree
Stand below,
Her ladder,
So,
Her balsam fir you'll see!
Oh, ho!
Her Camel-Toe!
Wondrous woman's Vee!
Her stocking waits for you -
Stuff it, once for me!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
With a case or two of beer -
Get her blotty!
Have a hottie naughty
Christmas,
This year!
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Her balsam fir you see..ha ha...Her Ball some fir...Pretty naughty good, Johnny...5's
looks like you got dissed by some grinches..here's some fives to even things out
Jaunty and naughty. Nice.
(So, in other words, I don't even need to bother entering the Nov. SOTM? :) ) Love it!!!
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Oh, ho!
Her Camel-Toe!
JD - You're such a dog. Here's some 5s to bone up on.
Oh, ho!
Her Camel-Toe!
JD - You're such a dog. Here's some 5s to bone up on.
Thank you AFW, Alvin, John, Melhi, and Guy.
Yes - grinches they are that gave you ones all over the place on such a good parody. I wish I could 5x5x5x5x5x5x5...........but, 5's
Thank you, Pat! :-)
Oh Johnny Johnny Johnny - we just have to get together... heh heh. ;-)
This is classic Johnny! Johnny D at it's finest! All the imagery is making me kinda hot.............ah! Now thats better. ;)
Thank you, Merry and Cookie-man!
To all the folks on MySpace who have been sharing this parody - I'm glad you enjoyed it! Here is the URL of my MySpace profile:
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