There's something crappy in here
What it is came out someone's rear
There's a man with the runs over there
Smells like he got plopped by a bear

I think it's time we stop, children, what's that smell
Think somebody let one; stinks like hell

There's flatulence being blown
It's like we're in a toxic waste zone
Some people think they'll go blind
You got to keep your distance from behinds

Think it's time we stop, hey, what's that odor
Somebody smuggled in a goat-herd

What a putrid way to squeeze
A thousand people cutting cheese
Smells like something has died
Like to say, "Dude, take it outside"

We better stop, what's, that aroma
It's about to put me in a coma

Silent/deadly strikes deep
Into your nose it will creep
If thou dealt it thou are afraid
Step out of line, the man come, and sprays you with Glade

It's time we stop, hey, what's so stanky
Other people rippin' makes me cranky