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Song Parodies -> "Skanka Ew!"

Original Song Title:

"Peggy Sue"

Original Performer:

Buddy Holly

Parody Song Title:

"Skanka Ew!"

Parody Written by:

Patch Dotson

The Lyrics

Girl that I don't like to look at that seems to want to get my attention for some reason.
If you saw skanka ew, you would say too, what can I do to look away fast so as not to not hurl and spew.
Ah skanka,
skanka ew!
The girl so butt ugly what can a guy do not to vomit on his shoes?

When skanka ew likes you, she has a weird smile that shows only her two front tooth,
it kind of looks like bugs bunny too,
ah skanka,
skanka ew!
What can a guy do not to hurl and spew when you set her looking at you.

Skanka, skanka, skanka, skanka,
skanka, skanka, skanka, skanka,
skanka ew!

What can a guy do not to hurl and spew and vomit on his shoes?

Now skanka ew finally has a decent hairdo, but she ruins it by showing her face when she wants to say hi to you.

Ah skanka,
skanka ew!
What can I guy do not to be rude and hurl and spew when you see such an ugly face looking at you.

Wheel doggies, skanka ew!

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Pacing: 2.5
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Overall Rating: 3.0

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Clown - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny, but probably not nice if this were true about a real person. After all we all have faults and flaws in some ways. Most folks are not all that good looking anyway.
Shawna Stewart - July 05, 2014 - Report this comment
Um, I have been ugly all my life, it is what it is. I travel 1800 miles to see the author of this parody to see him write other poems, poetry and songs. He does write a good one called Mystery Coffee Woman. That's me of course. Funny how he laments going into a break room to get some H2O only to see a woman in there standing in front of the coffee machine, in his way so he can't water and how patient and polite he his waiting for her to get done pouring coffee or waiting for the next pot to drip out. I bet he wonders, is she hungover or have some sort of hypoglycemia and need caffeine real bad? That is his best song yet.

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