Song Parodies -> Skanka Ew!

Original Song Title:

"Peggy Sue"

Original Performer:

Buddy Holly

  
Parody Song Title:

"Skanka Ew!"

Parody Written by:

Patch Dotson

Girl that I don't like to look at that seems to want to get my attention for some reason.
If you saw skanka ew, you would say too, what can I do to look away fast so as not to not hurl and spew.
Ah skanka,
skanka ew!
The girl so butt ugly what can a guy do not to vomit on his shoes?

When skanka ew likes you, she has a weird smile that shows only her two front tooth,
it kind of looks like bugs bunny too,
ah skanka,
skanka ew!
What can a guy do not to hurl and spew when you set her looking at you.

Skanka, skanka, skanka, skanka,
skanka, skanka, skanka, skanka,
skanka ew!

What can a guy do not to hurl and spew and vomit on his shoes?

Now skanka ew finally has a decent hairdo, but she ruins it by showing her face when she wants to say hi to you.

Ah skanka,
skanka ew!
What can I guy do not to be rude and hurl and spew when you see such an ugly face looking at you.

Wheel doggies, skanka ew!

yankeewhaler@hotmail.com
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Clown - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny, but probably not nice if this were true about a real person. After all we all have faults and flaws in some ways. Most folks are not all that good looking anyway.

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