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Song Parodies -> "Au Naturally"

Original Song Title:

"Act Naturally"

Original Performer:

Buck Owens

Parody Song Title:

"Au Naturally"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

they're gonna put me in the movies
they're gonna make a porn star out of me
we''ll make a film about a man and his cajones
the act i gotta do is
au naturally

well i bet you
i'm gonna be a porn star
might swing with hotties
you can never tell
my moves are gonna make me a porn star
cause i amaze the tarts so well

well, i hope my folks don't see me in these movies
what i show they shouldn't ought to see
the biggest tool that ever hit the big time
the act i gotta do is
au naturally

well, i'll make the scene and mount a gal and all her cronies
and spank those girls upon my bended knee
i know my part won't need a bit of fluffin'
the act i gotta do is
au naturally




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Red Ant - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
In porn these days you almost need to be supernatural, or perhaps snatchural.
John Barry - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
You gotta act nadsfully.
2Eagle - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Bare-ly fives.
Below Average Dave - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
"and spank those girls upon my bended knee" he he he. . .good luck on your porn endeavors Alvin, hopefully you'll be lucky enough not to get stuck in some S&M flick.
AFW - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
You're porn to be a fantastic parodist
Tommy Turtle - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
So, 'alvin rhodes' is a pseudonym for John Holmes, huh? .... Fantastic title switch 'au naturally', and loved syllable match 'amaze the tarts.' Rating: XXX-5
alvin - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks red ant, john (lol) 2eagle, dave, AFW and TT
Phil Alexander - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
..you know, I used to think that "fluffing" meant getting the lines wrong..
alvin - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
lol...thanks phil

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