Song Parodies -> Au Naturally
| Original Song Title: | "Act Naturally" |
| Original Performer: | Buck Owens |
| Parody Song Title: | "Au Naturally" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
they're gonna put me in the movies
they're gonna make a porn star out of me
we''ll make a film about a man and his cajones
the act i gotta do is
au naturally
well i bet you
i'm gonna be a porn star
might swing with hotties
you can never tell
my moves are gonna make me a porn star
cause i amaze the tarts so well
well, i hope my folks don't see me in these movies
what i show they shouldn't ought to see
the biggest tool that ever hit the big time
the act i gotta do is
au naturally
well, i'll make the scene and mount a gal and all her cronies
and spank those girls upon my bended knee
i know my part won't need a bit of fluffin'
the act i gotta do is
au naturally
they're gonna make a porn star out of me
we''ll make a film about a man and his cajones
the act i gotta do is
au naturally
well i bet you
i'm gonna be a porn star
might swing with hotties
you can never tell
my moves are gonna make me a porn star
cause i amaze the tarts so well
well, i hope my folks don't see me in these movies
what i show they shouldn't ought to see
the biggest tool that ever hit the big time
the act i gotta do is
au naturally
well, i'll make the scene and mount a gal and all her cronies
and spank those girls upon my bended knee
i know my part won't need a bit of fluffin'
the act i gotta do is
au naturally
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
 | | | Pacing | | How Funny | | Overall Rating | | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 8 |
|
8 |
|
8 |
|
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
In porn these days you almost need to be supernatural, or perhaps snatchural.
You gotta act nadsfully.
Bare-ly fives.
"and spank those girls upon my bended knee" he he he. . .good luck on your porn endeavors Alvin, hopefully you'll be lucky enough not to get stuck in some S&M flick.
You're porn to be a fantastic parodist
So, 'alvin rhodes' is a pseudonym for John Holmes, huh? .... Fantastic title switch 'au naturally', and loved syllable match 'amaze the tarts.' Rating: XXX-5
thanks red ant, john (lol) 2eagle, dave, AFW and TT
..you know, I used to think that "fluffing" meant getting the lines wrong..
lol...thanks phil
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/buckowens4.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 196
The Very Best Of Buck Owens, Vol.1 album at Amazon.com
"Buck Owens - All-Time Greatest Hits, Vol.1" album at Amazon.com
The Very Best Of Buck Owens, Vol.2 album at Amazon.com
The Buck Owens Collection (1959-1990) album at Amazon.com
The Carnegie Hall Concert album at Amazon.com
"Buck Owens - All-Time Greatest Hits, Vol.2" album at Amazon.com
Together Again/My Heart Skips a Beat album at Amazon.com
I've Got a Tiger by the Tail album at Amazon.com
