Song Parodies -> Act Crabbily
| Original Song Title: | "Act Naturally" |
| Original Performer: | Buck Owens |
| Parody Song Title: | "Act Crabbily" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
she's gonna push me when she's moody
she's gonna get a big scar, baitin' me
can't figure out why this dame is always cranky
but all she wants to do is...act crabbily
well, i bet you...someday, she'll take it too far
might get a shiner...if i'm...mad as hell
that woman's gonna make me a bastard
if she won't play it smart...oh well
well, i hope she gains her senses and stops fumin'
if she don't, she's in for pain, you see
though, i'm not cruel, i just might hit her, big time
cause all she wants to do is..act crabbily
she'll ache a bit, because her man wants no baloney
beggin' her to take it easy, please
don't want no part of all her steady cursin'
but all she wants to do is..act crabbily
well, i bet you...someday, she'll take it too far
might get a shiner...if i'm...mad as hell
this woman's gonna make me a bastard
if she won't play it smart...oh well
well, i hope she gains her senses and stops fumin'
if she don't, she's in for pain, you see
though, i'm not cruel, i just might hit her, big time
cause all she wants to do is..act crabbily
cause all she wants to do is...act crabbily
she's gonna get a big scar, baitin' me
can't figure out why this dame is always cranky
but all she wants to do is...act crabbily
well, i bet you...someday, she'll take it too far
might get a shiner...if i'm...mad as hell
that woman's gonna make me a bastard
if she won't play it smart...oh well
well, i hope she gains her senses and stops fumin'
if she don't, she's in for pain, you see
though, i'm not cruel, i just might hit her, big time
cause all she wants to do is..act crabbily
she'll ache a bit, because her man wants no baloney
beggin' her to take it easy, please
don't want no part of all her steady cursin'
but all she wants to do is..act crabbily
well, i bet you...someday, she'll take it too far
might get a shiner...if i'm...mad as hell
this woman's gonna make me a bastard
if she won't play it smart...oh well
well, i hope she gains her senses and stops fumin'
if she don't, she's in for pain, you see
though, i'm not cruel, i just might hit her, big time
cause all she wants to do is..act crabbily
cause all she wants to do is...act crabbily
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Gotta be the first "crabbily" title. Nice one.
The legend lives on of the girls with a crown, and it sometimes is easy to mock it. From experience, let me tell you, my friends, there is one sure cure, and it is chocolate! Oh, by the way, I really liked this one.
Nice, 555. Obviously, she's got a case of the crabs. Give her some crabicide foam and she'll be eternally grateful.
Yeah thats right alvin. I'm just kidding.
Wait, I thought that Moskau was the cure.
Maybe she's a Cancer.... ;-)
thanks john michael yoidy ann dylan and merry
Sounds like my first wife...
She's a Cancer with a bad moon rising. The Beatles recorded the original song on their album Help!.
well, you can't touch her because she'll just scurry away sideways - nicely done alvin - 555
Good work, Alvin, but let me ask you. How many of my ex girlfriends did you actually talk to for this parody? The similarities are kinda creepy. lol 555
thanks AFW 2eagle stuart and michael
Yes, Meriadoc. My mother in-law is a Cancer, too!
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