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Song Parodies -> "Danced The Polka With Zucchini"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Bryan Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Danced The Polka With Zucchini"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

She was a babe who was way off her rocker
She wore a big watch strapped to her knee
She was a babe who was way off her rocker
Nobody asked for the time, they could see
Fif...teen...till...four, said the big timepiece she wore..

She stirred my itsy, bitsy, teenie weenie
Danced the polka with zucchini..
Polish whore, I gave fifty bucks to
Knew Weird Al, her name was"Queenie"
Danced the polka with zucchini
As all around me, her clothing, she threw..
Thir..teen...till...four, said the big timepiece she wore..

She said I'll do all the stuff that you're hopin'
I will thrill you like never before
Give one more "Grant" and your fantasies open..
My funds were low, but I wanted to score
Twelve...now...till....four, said the big timepiece she wore

She stirred my itsy, bitsy, teenie weenie
Danced the polka with zucchini..
Polish whore, I gave fifty bucks to
Knew Weird Al, her name was "Queenie"
Danced the polka with zucchini
As all around me, more clothing, she threw
Ten...now....till....four, said the big timepiece she wore

Kept counting cash with my trembling fingers
All I had was just ten, forty one..
I frantic'lly reversed all of my pockets
She said "Flake off, you creep..we are done.."
Five...now...till...four, said the big knee watch she wore

She stirred my itsy, bitsy, teenie weenie
Danced the polka with zucchini
Polish whore, I gave fifty bucks to
Knew Weird Al, her name was "Queenie"
Danced the polka with zucchini
Gathered her duds, as she cooed, "Toodle oo"
A..larm...struck...four, on the big timepiece she wore

(Out the rear door, someone bounced me)
(Hollered, "Don't come back no more!")
(Drove home in my rusted Chevy)
(Can't repeat the words I swore...)

(Can't repeat the words I swore...)


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Matthias - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
So what you're saying is that she liked your Pole...........ish?
jango - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
More than a little weenie bit funny! As I recall the OS was considered an itsy bit racy in its time! (The timepiece bit made it priceless--or at least worth $5.55!)
alvin rhodes - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
inspired lunacy
Michael Pacholek - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
AF, if you think Polish women -- even those of ill repute -- would fool around with someone like you, you'd better think again. On behalf of my fellow Poles... maybe I'd better not finish that sentence...
Yoidy - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
DId the Polish ho know where to put it? Funny 5s. I wonder if the guy who wrote the OS is still alive.
AFW - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matt, Jango, alvin, and Michael,....I'll have you know I used to date a Polish girl...until she broke it off. "Ouch"!
Adagio - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
How cute. AFW!! 5's
Michael E Cormier - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Yoidy, I know that the OS was written by two individuals, named Paul Vance, and Lee Pockriss. Paul Vance is still alive and well as far as I know, but finding info on Lee Pockriss is about as easy as finding Osama. Good job on the parody, AFW. 555
AFW - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Yoidy..one internet story reports Paul Vance as dead..another says he's not...so, not sure...................................and thanks, Adagio, and Michael..
The Cjarmstar - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHA! That was random... I loved it, 5-5-5
AFW - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Charnstar...
Jack Wilson - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Aint nothin like a random paraody about your zucchini pole right? 5s
Tommy Turtle - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry to hear your zucchini was squashed. Delightfully, Five-fully zany.
PMS - January 14, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL! I have always wanted to post a parody to that OS, The only one I've written is unpost-able
Meriadoc - January 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Looks like the results of the pole is a unanimous 555...

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