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Song Parodies -> "Square"

Original Song Title:

"Hair"

Original Performer:

Broadway Performance

Parody Song Title:

"Square"

Parody Written by:

Golden Pirana

The Lyrics

She asks me why
I'm just a boring guy
I'm dullish noon and night
If not a bite uptight
I'm weary so apropos
Don't ask me why
Don't know
I have a lot of bread
And there's nothing I'd rather be instead
Darling

So what if I'm a square?
Why do you care?
High-class, big @ss,
fastened, very old-fashioned

I'm proud to be a square
Stuck up more then you
Nice clothes, big house
And you can't have any

Square, square, square, square, square, square, square
Show it, slow it
You really ought to know it
I'm square

Don't touch that please
I own everything you sees
Simple as the ABCs, I'm square
I own all the keys
I eat goat cheese
In my interview
Have only had a few
I wasn't afraid to admit that I'm

Square, square, square, square, square, square, square
Show it, slow it
You really ought to know it
I'm square

I'm full of crap, trash, bad news, good booze
Sad blues, long snooze, sea cruse
Accuse, primenews, reuse
Mansion, overexpansion
Wine and shine
Tuxedo, escondido
Lido, kido, libido
Credo, Teledo, and bonito
Veto, Quito, Seato, and lots of pie!

Oh say can you see
I'm rich, if you can't
Then starting look up

Up in class
Up in sass
Up in mass
I love myself

I can't stand the latest stuff
Video games full of fluff
You know it, I'm
Amazingly
Extremely square

I'm square like Dustin Hoffman
Quill pen, took ten
Brood hen, TV's full of crap
So what if the public hates me?

Square, square, square, square, square, square, square
Show it, slow it
You really ought to know it
Square, square, square, square, square, square, square
Show it, slow it
You really ought to know it
I'm square
Use a dictionary!

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Dan Drunk - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
give me a bar with beer,drunk,beautiful beer,shinning,shimmering,gleaming in the glass now. Give me it down to there,floor length or longer......Here danny,there Barry, everywhere,it's beer! Drink it, puke it, long as I can drink it my Beer!

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