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Song Parodies -> "Rivendell"

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Broadway Cast of 'Camelot'

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The Lyrics

Click here to read about Matthias' parody project, "Lord Of The Dance: A Lord Of The Rings Musical". This parody is a contribution to that project.
(spoken: )
It's true! It's true!
This valley that you see
Reflects The Blessed Realm across The Sea...

We Elves arrived a distant moon ago here
We'd long been searching for a place to dwell
We welcome weary travellers with good cheer
To Rivendell

Lord Elrond watched as Isildur desired
To keep the Ring that Sauron forged in hell
Elrond lost faith in Men and then retired
To Rivendell

Rivendell !
Rivendell !

To Men it seems a bit bizarre

For in Rivendell -- Rivendell --

They meet The Children of The Stars

An Elven Ring of Power is concealed here
Its hiding-place a secret none will tell

So rest here and be well
Let all your fears be quelled
By Vilya's blue sapphire's gleam

You're here
Ri-ven-dell !

( --- instrumental --- )

Rivendell !
Rivendell !

We know it gives a hobbit pause

For in Rivendell -- Rivendell --

Your coldest heartache thaws!

Our gentle breezes soothe your weary spirit
Our crystalline cascades resound like bells

Before you say farewell
Enjoy the blissful spell

Of Elven love and mystery

That's here
Ri-ven-dell !

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Matthias - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Amazing, Johnny the Pink, Onward to Mordor!!!
alvin rhodes - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
fits the tone of the OS well...5s
Johnny D - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matthias & alvin.

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