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Song Parodies -> "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie GRape Jelly Dipped Weenies"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie GRape Jelly Dipped Weenies"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Seriously, ive had them, they are great
It was food that came from the store
Along with some other groceries
It was tsuff that was from the food store
SA pack of weenies and grape jelly
One, two, three, four, tell the people what was made

It was some itsy bitsy teenie weenie grape jelly dipped weenies That
I had on Superbowl Sunday.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie grape jelly dipped weenies
That is what that day on was made
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

The weenies were put in to a big pan
And then the grape jelly was poured in
Then it was mixed together in the big pan
So it became one of the hors d'oeuvres
Two, three, four, tell the people what was made

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today.
An itsy bitsy teentie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay.
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

Now its with other snacks on the plate
And it's a really yummy good food
Thewn I ate it all up off of the plate
Now its in my stomach right now
Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

I It was some itsy bitsy teenie weenie grape jelly dipped weenies
That I had on Superbowl Sunday.
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie grape jelly dipped weenies
That is what that day on was made
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more
From the food store to the weenies
From the jelly to the pan
From the plate to my stomach
Yes I will be having more!
Email me or PM me Email : ralphmalph1288@hotmail.com

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Johnny D - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Jack - your pacing is off just a bit (only one or two syllables) on the first line of the chorus - but again a "5" for Pacing doesn't mean "Perfect", it means "Lots", so I gave you the benefit of the doubt. In the future you ought to try counting syllables and then sing them yourself before posting. Also, it looks like you forgot to remove a verse of the original song from the text-editor where you were working on the parody - no big deal, but leaving that original verse in breaks up the parody's continuity. And you left in some "what she wore" and "tell you more" lines from the original that don't mesh with your parody. The 555 I gave you is borderline - it really should have been a 454, but I'm cutting you some slack because the errors are mostly just from cut-and-paste, not from poor authorship.

P.S. Actually, leaving that original-song-chorus makes for a kind of weird, bizarre, warped mind-shift in the middle of your parody....LOL !
Jack Wilson - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, and yes, those errors were from cut and paste, anyways thanks for the voting and comment! Anyways, LOL, I didnt notice I left an orignal verse in there till just now, it does make a weird bizarre warped mind shift in the middle youre right!@ D Thanks again
Adagio - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
All of what Johnny said. I noticed some little pacing, an original verse, but it didn't seem to make much difference.

Actually, right now, I'm trying to visualize what those little boogers would taste like. 5's
Birgitta - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Well,the title definitely grabbed my attention.Are they really good?!? Yuk!! LOL You got 5's here-and thanks Johnny for explaining that-that helped. :-D
Guy - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll also go with what JD says. If I were voiting on the food it would probably not be fives.
Jack Wilson - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, Birgitta and Guy Birg and Guy : Yes they are god, at least I thought, but I like unusual food mixtures like that so....
Jack Wilson - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I meant Good*
Paul Robinson - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Jack - Nice Job! 5-5-5 - You know, in this case accidentally leaving in that original verse DOES add some, ummmm...flavor to this and I like it. But I wouldn't make it a regular parody, you'll get graded down more often than not. But I loved this one. Keep up the good work!!
Jack Wilson - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul!!!
Johnny D - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
In fact, Jack, because of where you accidentally left in the original chorus, your parody says that she's wearing an EDIBLE bikini...... delicious.....
Jack Wilson - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Now that Ive read that almost 3 years later,Johnny I MUST write a parodu about an edible bikini Or has it been done?

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