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Song Parodies -> "Ispy Wispy Tiny Meenie Spider Drivea Lam borghini"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Ispy Wispy Tiny Meenie Spider Drivea Lam borghini"

Parody Written by:

hamend

The Lyrics

I am afraid I’ve falled off of my rocker
Eat ing my nachos off a fris bee
I am afraid I've falled off of my rocker
I am afraid that Steaksaucefec ted me

Shake, turn, twist, pour
Think I’ll have a little more

I saw that ispy wispy tiny meenie spider drivea Lam borghini
Cross the floor four the third time today
That ispy wispy tiny meenie spider drivea Lam borghini
I ‘m off my rocker so that is okay

Shake, turn, twist, pour
At level time to buy more

I am afraid I’ll run out but I’m hopin
There is a nother inside of the fridge door
I am afraid I’ll run out but I’m hopin
As I build a highway up on the floor

Last, drop, one, more
Jumping all across the floor

I saw that ispy wispy tiny meenie spider drivea lam borghini
Cross the floor four the forth time today
That ispy wispy tiny meenie spider drivea lam borghini
I ‘m off my rocker so that is okay

Yes I have more
Stored rightin my dres ser drawer

Now I’m afraid to sit on my rocker
And I wander as I twistun screw
Now I’m afraid to sit on my rocker
Should I try to use Super glue?

A cross the floor
Saw that spider just once more

I saw that ispy wispy tiny meenie spider drivea lam borghini
I lost count drac u la sun nyday
That ispy wispy tiny meenie spider drivea lam borghini
I ‘m off my rocker so that is okay

Opps! smashed on floor
No morespi der in y more

Dropped the bottle didn’t break it
Did not brake it hit the floor

On to floor fell off rocker
Guess I make no cents no more

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Agrimorfee - March 28, 2018 - Report this comment
how absurd! :) Ever read John Lennon's nonsense poems and stories, In His Own Write? This reminded me of that.
Ralph - March 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Ann's a bit off.
Jonathan - March 28, 2018 - Report this comment
^ most everyone's mad here.
Ann Hamend - March 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Oh hi, I just got back from grocery shopping. Thanks for the comments

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