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Song Parodies -> "Curvy, Swervy, Slim Dress Sexy Covered in Polkadots Mystery"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Curvy, Swervy, Slim Dress Sexy Covered in Polkadots Mystery"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another conspiracy theory that still endures...
She and two men had walked up the stairs
According to Serrano who worked for Kennedy
Half and hour later a shocker
"We shot him! We got him!" Whom? "RFK!"

One, two, three, four, witnesses told what she wore
It was a curvy, swervy, slim dress sexy covered in polkadots mystery
That SUS* would record for that day

A curvy, swervy, slim dress sexy covered in polkadots mystery
Worn by a brunette in disarray

Two, three, four, varied accounts and more
Seen in the pantry but also the ballroom
With one or two men as escort
With Sirhan Sirhan she had spoken
Was she his mentor or handler? No one knows for certain...

Two, three, four, accounts of her at Ambassador
It was a curvy, swervy, slim dress sexy covered in polkadots mystery
That she wore in the getaway
A curvy, swervy, slim dress sexy covered in polkadots mystery
Who she was... no one could say!

Two, three, four, described what they heard
What she said about the slaughter
WE or THEY shot Kennedy blues
Questions about one Kathy Fulmer
A dancer who offered a clue

Two, three, four, accounts she swore
It was a curvy, swervy, slim dress sexy covered with polkadots on that day
That she wore, nothing much else left to say
A curvy, swervy, slim dress sexy covered in polkadots no mystery
Sixties apparel on proud display

(LAPD took her statement)
(What she did, what she wore)
(Interviewed her mom 'bout daughter)
After guilt of Sirhan, she went OD in a motel room
and was no more...

Iver Johnson Cadet**, 8 rounds, no more.
13 shots fired. Second gunman?
Hell yes, for sure!!!

Conspiracies endure... forever!
* Special Unit Senator
** . 22 cal revolver used in the killing

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Jonathan - February 15, 2016 - Report this comment
"Insert Pun Here" 5's
Rob Arndt - February 15, 2016 - Report this comment
He may have literally seen _spots_ before his eyes before he died?

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