Song Parodies -> Kissed by a Seal
| Original Song Title: | "Sealed with a Kiss" |
| Original Performer: | Brian Hyland |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kissed by a Seal" |
| Parody Written by: | Mari Aranoff |
Went to Florida to swim with a dolphin
But I got such a raw deal
And what a rude surprise over there in Key Largo
Kissed by a seal
Well, before I had my swim with the dolphin
The water became so surreal
I felt the slimy skin and some long, fuzzy whiskers
Kissed by a seal
He came from out of nowhere
I was so stunned by his touch
He seemed to be rather friendly
But oh, the tongue was too much!
I still haven’t had my swim with a dolphin
Don’t know if my scars will heal
But they must make a pledge that next time there will be no
Wet kisses by a seal
Kissed by a seal
Kissed by a seal
That naughty seal!
But I got such a raw deal
And what a rude surprise over there in Key Largo
Kissed by a seal
Well, before I had my swim with the dolphin
The water became so surreal
I felt the slimy skin and some long, fuzzy whiskers
Kissed by a seal
He came from out of nowhere
I was so stunned by his touch
He seemed to be rather friendly
But oh, the tongue was too much!
I still haven’t had my swim with a dolphin
Don’t know if my scars will heal
But they must make a pledge that next time there will be no
Wet kisses by a seal
Kissed by a seal
Kissed by a seal
That naughty seal!
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Time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of triple fives!
lol...great title switch
Great job! I hope that this didn't happen to you!
very clever anf funny wordplay!
What Alvin said about the title turnaround.
As noted, very clever title and parody.
I was kissed, or tagged by a small seal off the coast of Guaymas, Mexico! For quite a while he played 'tag' with my snorkle mask, then hiding behind the underWater rocks, it was amazing! When my husband appeared, the Seal would not return.
Thank you, everyone! It's been a very busy week and I'm just now looking at the site again. I do see some 1's, however--the seals must have been offended!
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