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Song Parodies -> "Shoppin' Around On Christmas Eve"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Brenda Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Shoppin' Around On Christmas Eve"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A Word Of Warning For Your Winter Blunderland
(Musical Groaning)

Shoppin' around on Christmas Eve
At the only open mall
Every store dumped with dolls that pee
But Betsy Wetsy flopped

Shoppin' around on Christmas Eve
Let those cashier workers scream
They wouldn't work at all this time
If you weren't late shopping

You will get that speedy whip-lashed feeling
Every year
Children screaming, "Thank you Mommy!
For this gay cross-dressing dolly"

Shoppin' around on Christmas Eve
Have a hurried holiday
Everyone acting merrily
In the eggnog boozing way

(Trumpet Solo)

You will go totally mental shopping
Quite in fear
Wife be screaming, "Thank you honey!
Next time won'tcha spend some money

Shoppin' around on Christmas Eve
What a crappy holiday
Everyone passed out warily
Try our New-Kwanzaa-ing Day

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Michael Pacholek - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
When is the government better than family? The government might give you an extension to finish your taxes after April 15, but your family wants their presents on December 25, no exceptions. Except for those who want 'em on December 24. All that was missing here was rhyming "jitters" with something you might end up drinking, "egg nog with lots of bitters!"
carol - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
enjoyable. 555
Adagio - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny 5's
Matthias - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank's Mike, and Carol, and Adagio... Make sure you get your Christmas Shopping done early, like 2 days before Christmas and not Christmas Eve.
Serafina - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I've got all my shopping done already; I took a couple days off work last week so I could hit the mall at a time when not very many people were there. Anyway, nice job. 5-5-5 ;)
Abbott Skelding - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Son of a...I just came up with this idea and I was a all excited about writing it...only to see it's been done before. did a great job with this too. If it stunk, I may have done some revisions of my own, but you knocked it out of the this one is all yours. Well done, Matty.
LadyTwerken - December 26, 2013 - Report this comment
on XmasEve you'll find 'nestled in my bed' . . . all wrapped up in Xmas lights . . .

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