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Song Parodies -> "Flockin' Around The Christmas Tree"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brenda Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Flockin' Around The Christmas Tree"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

John Barry first used this title, but my theme has a different twist
Flockin' around the Christmas tree
With my spray tool in my hand
Spreadin' those limbs, so I can see
Where to put the white stuff, grand

Flockin' around the Christmas tree
Like to do things slow and tight
When I'm done, ladies say to me
Thanks, for flockin' it just right..

Sorta' get a sentimental feelin' if I hear,
"Love your flockin'..I'll call Polly!"
"You can flock hers, Oh by golly!"

Flockin' around the Christmas tree
It's a service I supply
If PTA I'll flock for free,
I'm a mother flockin' guy...

Sorta' get an extra special feelin', when I hear,
"Love your flockin'..do my holly!"
"Your good flockin' makes me jolly!"

Flockin' around at Christmas time
Tall or short, I'll drop on by
Know when they hear a door bell chime
It's their mother flockin' guy...

They know when they hear that door bell chime,
It's the mother flockin' guy...

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alvin - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
it was all good but the first verse was flat out hysterical...lol...my security code was QUM
LilFlockedHolly - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, Careful Sir, . . . be very careful with that "device of vice" of yourn !
Andria - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Bah humbug! 5s.
Christie Marie M - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Let me tell you, Airfarcewon, this is one mother-flockin' good song!! LMAO'd at your parody! I like both versions of the OS: Brenda Lee's and Hansons. 5's
TJC - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Flockin' good n' naughty! (Sec code: FKN (would even Ripley believe it?))!
AFW - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, LCC, Andria, Christie, and TJC
Tommy Turtle - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Beautiful sly double-entendre! No argument with alvin, but I esp. liked the second verse also.

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