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Song Parodies -> "Call Him Caitlyn"

Original Song Title:

"Spiderman TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Bob Harris

Parody Song Title:

"Call Him Caitlyn"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Bruce Jenner switches gender and hits the stands on the cover of Vanity Fair!!!
Sweet Caitlyn, sweet Caitlyn
What an amazing trans-for-ma-tion
At his age, 65
Transitioning- a big surprise!
Look out! Here comes the sweet Caitlyn!

Is she strong? Listen friend-
Used to be an Olympian!
What was his in-spir-a-tion?
Hung out with the Kartrashians!
Vanity Fair! Cover for sweet Caitlyn!

Gave his family a fright
Been goin' on for some time
Feminization a sight
Breast augmentation, no 'gin'!!!

Sweet Caitlyn, sweet Caitlyn
Curly, long-haired sweet Caitlyn
Bust and frame, corset adorned
Outer gender he abhored
For him
There was a cosmic mix-up
That made him want to throw-up
Inside, was sweet Caitlyn!!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 24

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Patrick - June 02, 2015 - Report this comment
One news commentator this morning was talking about an increased rate of suicide among people who have had this transformational surgery. I would sure hate to see someone spend that much money and go through that much pain just to kill him/her self. Is there such a word as "drasticity", to describe the surgery, hormone therapy and other irreversible steps. Jenner was a good looking man. He is a very fine looking 65 year old woman. Other people in the same mental or identity condition may not have as much to work with, financially or physically. I hope he is happy. It would truly be tragic to be in a state of mental anguish, only to go through all that hassle, only to come out with the same emotional trauma in a different body.
Jonathan - June 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Aw Man... or Woman... or whatever! 455

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