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Song Parodies -> "Gender-Man"

Original Song Title:

"Spider-Man TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Bob Harris

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Bruce Jenner strikes again!!!
Gender-man, Gender-man
Caught between a man and woman
Grows long hair, lips resized
Surgeries he oft denies
Look there! There goes the Gender-man!

Is he weird? Listen bud
He once won a Decathalon!
Wore short hair, had a tan
Acted like he was a man
But then, the creepiness set in

Cameras caught the sight
Of a dude not so fine
Unaware of his plight
Tabloids put him in bind

Gender-man, Gender-man
Split-celebrity Gender-man
Health and frame, he's ignored
Sissy guy fake breasts explored!
To him, he's a transgender pre-op
It's everybody's hang-up
One hell of an ugly woman!!!

In drag, pre-trans... yuck!!!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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Bruce Jenner - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
I will have the last laugh when next year the real me will win the Olympic Gold Medal in the Women's Decathalon at the age of 67.
Neil Diamond - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Your wacky new look's the talk of the town, and I never know when i reach around .. what i'm gonna find ... Don't let them make a vagine .... Don't you know Bruce, you'll be a woman soon. Please, don't change your brand
Rob Arndt - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
What caused Jenner to flip... Linda Thompson or his crappy movie wth the Village People, "Can't Stop the Music?" Anyway, he'll never be on a "breakfast of champions" cereal box again!!!
Jonathan - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
awesome work Rob! and yes Bruce Jenner does indeed make one ugly woman! 5's on another note if you know of the "Slenderman" creepypasta I wrote a parody to this tune about that a few years ago when I decided to get into the parody writing game again please give it a look if you so choose:
Rob Arndt - March 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Jon, you inspired me to write this parody off your "Slendeman" parody!!! I think you should continue on with "Who's That Guy?" from Madonna"s "Who's That Girl?"!!!
Jonathan - March 24, 2015 - Report this comment
^ Really? ah man that's awesome! :) I do plan on returning to the creepyparody world in the future however I am no Madonna fan by any stretch so I think I'll leave "Who's The Guy?" up to you! :)

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