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Song Parodies -> "Gender-Man"
Original Song Title:
"Spider-Man TV Theme Song"
Original Performer:
Bob Harris
Parody Song Title:
"Gender-Man"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Bruce Jenner strikes again!!!
Gender-man, Gender-man
Caught between a man and woman
Grows long hair, lips resized
Surgeries he oft denies
Look there! There goes the Gender-man!
Is he weird? Listen bud
He once won a Decathalon!
Wore short hair, had a tan
Acted like he was a man
But then, the creepiness set in
Cameras caught the sight
Of a dude not so fine
Unaware of his plight
Tabloids put him in bind
Gender-man, Gender-man
Split-celebrity Gender-man
Health and frame, he's ignored
Sissy guy fake breasts explored!
To him, he's a transgender pre-op
It's everybody's hang-up
One hell of an ugly woman!!!
In drag, pre-trans... yuck!!!
Caught between a man and woman
Grows long hair, lips resized
Surgeries he oft denies
Look there! There goes the Gender-man!
Is he weird? Listen bud
He once won a Decathalon!
Wore short hair, had a tan
Acted like he was a man
But then, the creepiness set in
Cameras caught the sight
Of a dude not so fine
Unaware of his plight
Tabloids put him in bind
Gender-man, Gender-man
Split-celebrity Gender-man
Health and frame, he's ignored
Sissy guy fake breasts explored!
To him, he's a transgender pre-op
It's everybody's hang-up
One hell of an ugly woman!!!
In drag, pre-trans... yuck!!!
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I will have the last laugh when next year the real me will win the Olympic Gold Medal in the Women's Decathalon at the age of 67.
Your wacky new look's the talk of the town, and I never know when i reach around .. what i'm gonna find ... Don't let them make a vagine .... Don't you know Bruce, you'll be a woman soon. Please, don't change your brand
What caused Jenner to flip... Linda Thompson or his crappy movie wth the Village People, "Can't Stop the Music?" Anyway, he'll never be on a "breakfast of champions" cereal box again!!!
awesome work Rob! and yes Bruce Jenner does indeed make one ugly woman! 5's on another note if you know of the "Slenderman" creepypasta I wrote a parody to this tune about that a few years ago when I decided to get into the parody writing game again please give it a look if you so choose: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/tvthemes5.shtml
Jon, you inspired me to write this parody off your "Slendeman" parody!!! I think you should continue on with "Who's That Guy?" from Madonna"s "Who's That Girl?"!!!
^ Really? ah man that's awesome! :) I do plan on returning to the creepyparody world in the future however I am no Madonna fan by any stretch so I think I'll leave "Who's The Guy?" up to you! :)
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