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Song Parodies -> "Phoenix Jones"

Original Song Title:

"Spiderman Animated TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Bob Harris

Parody Song Title:

"Phoenix Jones"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Recently, one of Seattle's self-declared Superheros Phoenix Jones was arrested for assaulting a woman. He plays vigilante in a black and yellow full costume and a few nights ago thought he saw a street fight in progress. So what does this idiot do? He runs into the crowd and pepper-sprays a woman in the eyes who responds by beating him with her handbag and one of her stiletto heels!!! Later, a car supposedly hits and runs a pedestrian so our Superhero gets someone to call 911 as he memorizes the plate!!! the Police got agitated by his ceasless interventions and arrested him for assault. Jones (aka Benjamin John Francis Fodor) is only one of ten calling themselves the Rain City Superhero Movement (Poor man's Justice League or Avengers)!!!
Phoenix Jones, Phoenix Jones,
Can’t leave well enough alone
Wears a costume, real-life,
Pepper sprays in the eyes
Look out! Here comes dumb Phoenix Jones!

Is he tough? He‘s alone-
That’s why he carries a cell phone (to call 911)
Stop a fight up ahead?
Woman beat him on the head (with a stiletto shoe)
Hey there! There goes dumb Phoenix Jones!

It’s his thrill of the night,
At the scene in a crowd,
Thought he saw a fight,
‘Cause the noise was too loud!

Phoenix Jones, Phoenix Jones,
Seattle neighborhood Phoenix Jones
Police and laws, he ignores-
Facebook news is his reward

To him,
Crimes are a call to dress-up-
But every time he F--ks-up,
Here comes dumb Phoenix Jones!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Old Man Ribber - October 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Rob - A true "Marvel" here, so I've giving this "Fantastic Fives". His wife calls herself Purple Rain, but she is no Fine job. ;D
Porfle Popnecker - October 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Can't wait to see the cartoon.
Snowbird - October 12, 2011 - Report this comment
I don't know if I'd want a creepy dude in a suit approaching me on the street at night regardless of whether he wants to play hero or not. He should stick to comic conventions if he's such a bumbler.

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