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Song Parodies -> "Every Body Must Have Bones"

Original Song Title:

"Rainy Day Women # 12 & 35"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Every Body Must Have Bones"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

well, your bones like milk because it does 'em good
your bones support you just the way they should
there's bones there from your toes to your dome
and your bones are nearly hard as a stone
if you had none, you would be lyin' prone
every body must have bones

well, your bones are where you hang your skin and meat
there's bones there in your spine from neck to seat
when bones are broke, although they feel so sore
your bones will knit and soon they'll be restored
they grow in length until you're fully grown
every body must have bones

the bones down in your feet will keep ya stable
your bones don't work so well, if you're disabled
your bones can get a bruise if you are struck
your bones fare even worse, if its a truck
well, i'm sure that you have got some of your own
every body must have bones

well, your bones get brittle when you're near the end
yes, your bones get whittled down and grow so thin
your bones can get diseases and be scarred
with bones like that, your life can be so hard
if you get x-rayed, they'll be plainly shown
every body must have bones

well, your bones, inside, look like a honeycomb
your bones can be replaced with ones of chrome
your bones will last a while if you behave
your bones dissolve, when you are in the grave
a person, that's without them, is unknown
every body must have bones

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Joe Melchionne - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
this one made me smile...555
Kristof Robertson - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I've got bones? Why didn't anyone tell me?? :-) 555
John Barry - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, alvin, on a tough one to parody.
Johnny D - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
You'll be hearing from Merry and Pippin of the Planaria-Lobby. 555, no bones about it!
Stuart McArthur - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I learnt a lot here - thankyou! - can hear Bob singing this - 555
Agrimorfee - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
How Sesame Street could not have thought of this first, I don't know! Clever. 555
Olvan The Terrible - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
BWAH HA HA! I gotta record myself singing this. People say I do a pretty good Bob Dylan impression.
Dee Range - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, alvin. Everybody must get boned! 555
Ashkicksass - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
To steal one of Phil's comments, I'm just smitten with this.

Your head bone must be connected to my funny bone...
Merry - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Tickled me all the way from the cranium to the metatarsals... :-)
alvin rhodes - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all, i almost named this one "vertabrae # 3 & 5"
Peregrin - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Make no bones about it, this was funny!
Airfarcewon - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Good 5...Reads like a Bill Cosby routine...
MasonR - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This one, er, um, cracked me up!
alvin rhodes - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all
dobbs - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Just to be strange, not everyone has bones. Check out phreeque.com/serpentina. That's a lady that had no bones below the shoulders.
Quackie - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Haha, funny stuff. 555

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