How many drinks can a man chug down
Before you call him a cab?
Yes 'n how many kids must the white glove nail
Before O.J. says he stabbed?
Yes 'n how many tons of these Spam meatballs fry
Before the whole world is flabbed?

I don't know my friend, I'm glowin' from the gin
I don't know, I'm glowin' from the gin

How many crimes 'fore a man's locked up
Before he can't see the sky?
Yes 'n how many ears must Tyson chew
Before we hear Evander cry?
Yes 'n how many breaths will we hold 'till he knows
That his damn mouthwash musta' died?

I don't know my friend, I'm glowin' from the gin
I don't know I'm glowin' from the gin

How many beers can a biker inhale
Before he's trashed and he pees?
Yes 'n how many beers can some bikers inhale
Before they step behind a tree?
Yes 'n how many times can a man shake his thing
Before the function turns to glee?

I don't know my friend, I'm pissin' in the wind
I don't know but guessin' once, again