i ain't gonna eat with cartman's kin no more
no, i ain't gonna eat with cartman's kin no more
well...i wake in the morning...and my stomach cries in pain
and i'm getting the idea...that they'll treat me with distain
i've never seen folks eat like this before
i ain't gonna eat with cartman's kin no more

i ain't gonna eat with cartman's mother no more
no, i ain't gonna eat with cartman's mother no more
she blows for a nickel...she screws for a dime
she asks you with a grin...if you're cravin' a good time
she's for hire...most all the time...she's quite a whore
i ain't gonna eat with cartman's mother no more

i ain't gonna eat with cartman's nephews no more
no, i ain't gonna eat with cartman's nephews no more
those kids are so large...and their arms and legs are thick
i wish that they would go...they are all little pricks
its no wonder that their manners are so poor
i ain't gonna eat with cartman's nephews no more

i ain't gonna eat with cartman's uncle no more
no, i ain't gonna eat with cartman's uncle no more
well, he's meaner than a serpent...respects no man or law
everybody's glad...that the man's behind bars
he's thirty-eight...been in jail since twenty-four
i ain't gonna eat with cartman's uncle no more

i ain't gonna eat with cartman's kin no more
no, i ain't gonna eat with cartman's kin no more
a big ol' chicken breast... there's turkey and a ham
but all that food's denied you...so there's more left for them
they all clean up their plates...while my tummy roars
i ain't gonna eat with cartman's kin no more