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Song Parodies -> "All Along The Crotchtower"

Original Song Title:

"All Along The Watchtower"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"All Along The Crotchtower"

Parody Written by:

Paul Wooten

The Lyrics

There must be come way down in here
Said Monica to the chief
There was much profusion
And I can't find my briefs

Congressmen, they think I'm fine
Rodham digs my girth
None of them who bump and grind
Like to use an upper berth

Not treason to get excited
The chief, he finally spoke
He calmly rolled another joint
And then faked a big ol' toke

But you and I, we've had our fun
Grand jury is our fate
So let us both talk falsely now
'Cause Kenneth Starr awaits

All along the crotchtower
Fences prevent view
Somtimes Monica came and went
Naked intern blue

Secret Service prowl
Two interns were approaching
Big Bill began to howl

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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Bill C. - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Better get that stain taken care of
alvin rhodes - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
i did not inhale...i did not have sex with that woman...i did give this parody 5s however
Paul Wooten - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin
Billy's alter ego - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I did not exhale, It may have just looked like a woman I was having sex with, I did not write this parody, and I am not the one's guy.
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
555 - it's very funny because I still don't get the crime here - impeach the President for oral sex in the oval office? And don't give me the lying thing because the relationship was nobody's business. Sure he should have "come" clean from the start but it's not like he lied about WMD's to start an unjust war and then changed the story in mid-conquer. Nice job. bob
Paul Wooten - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Bob, thanks for your comments. Too bad Monica didn't film it like Paris Hilton's boyfriend and sell the tape on the web
Martha - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
V funny 5s
Paul Wooten - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Martha, thank you!
Michael Pacholek - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, oh, Johnny D, how could you NOT have done this one first?

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