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Song Parodies -> "Knockers Down To The Floor"

Original Song Title:

"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Knockers Down To The Floor"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez & Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Our first collaboration: not exactly planned, but from a load of ideas Claude threw up on the messageboard inspired by Janet Jackson's recent exposé
Justin, take this brassiere
I don't need it any more
Millions of viewers watching me
See my knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor

Take this ninja star I found
It made my nipple way too sore
Thought that I'd be firm and round
Instead it's knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor
Knock, knock, knockers down to the floor

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Guy - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
It's a short song but I won't be KNOCKing anything off for it. Well done.
Jack Wilson - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Fives fives fives voted on this song! Good job! 
Royce Miller - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
The two of you teaming up is bound to be a hit
Johnny D - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
If only Justin had then proceeded to give himself a milk-mustache...that would have proven P.T.Barnum's old adage..... 5-5-5, gentlemen.
Melhi - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, talk about a power, duo! I'm busting up! ;)
Phil Alexander - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all... it wasn't exactly an intentional teaming-up, just kinda happened. btw, somebody obviously thought Britney might want to get in on the act: http://www.demonart.co.uk/new/archive/photoshoped/next_years_superbowl.jp­g
Claude Prez - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, thanks all and Phil too for putting this up. This was fun.
Meriadoc - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
...and the tip of her titty-ti-toe hung down to her knees...? ;-)
Jay W - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
So much mass it took two guys to handle. Wonderfully lewd!
Steven Cavanagh - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one guys- but isn't ANYONE going to parallel Big Cup vs Super Bowl?

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