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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Strong On Willpower"

Original Song Title:

"All Along The Watchtower"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not Strong On Willpower"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

there must be some food left in here
said the porker in his grief
there's nothin' worth chewin'
i can't get no relief
listen friend...i need to dine
hey man, dig my girth
guess i'll jump in the luncheon line
and get my money's worth

when eatin', i get excited
but yet i rarely choke
though i'm gettin' quite humongous
i feel that diets are a joke
there's no more pie
i've been through that
there's no more on my plate
i am ready for cupcakes now
the icing's really great

i'm not strong on will power
diets are taboo
and lots of ice cream came and went
lots of cheesecake, too

i have no resistance
when my stomach growls
when waiters are approachin'
then i begin to howl

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Peregrin (Pippin) - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Well Alvin, I am the first here, but I liked it!
Jay W - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I think this is very funny. (What do you have against capital letters?)
Jonathan C. - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I like it that you changed the song without changing some of the words. Very good.
Michael Pacholek - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Here's a five-course meal for you!

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