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Song Parodies -> "All Along The Vegas Strip"

Original Song Title:

"All Along The Watchtower"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"All Along The Vegas Strip"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

There must be some way to win here, said the loser to the fool,
Too many cameras, I need to keep my cool.
Counting cards is dangerous. Guards are everywhere.
Let's try to avoid blackjack so that no one will care.

"No one here's like Joe Pesci," the fool, he kindly said,
There are many here among us who feel that old Vegas is dead.
But you and I, were almost caught, and jail is not our fate,
So let us go to the buffet, the hour is getting late.

All along the Vegas Strip, tourists grabbed the view
Of pirate battles, water shows, and volcanoes, too.

Meanwhile in the Mirage a tiger did maul,
Rescuers were approaching. And blood began to fall.

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Rick D - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
There are the threads of four parodys here, none really developed. There's gambling as a hopeless vice, mob movie reference, dismay over the overhype of Vegas, and a tired current event reference thrown in at the end. I've read your other stuff, you're better than this.
Tim Hall - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Thnaks, Rick. I was beginning to wonder if people were starting to forget me.
Diva - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't worry Tim, No one will forget you!
Rick D - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
There's an old musician joke: Two musicians meet that haven't seen each other in years, one askes how the other is doing. Second guy says he played on a grammy winning album. First guy says "I never heard about that". Second guy says he won a emmy for his TV work. First guy says "I never heard about that" Second guy says he even played a local club recently, but the band had no time to rehearse, and weren't very good. First guy says, "Oh yeah, I heard about that."
Tim Hall - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Diva. Everyone have a happy new year.

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