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Song Parodies -> "Just Like a Woman (?)"

Original Song Title:

"Just Like a Woman "

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Just Like a Woman (?)"

Parody Written by:

Van S A'Parody

The Lyrics

The '(?)' is there for you to add a shrug of confusion/despair in your shoulders when you read/sing the line up to it, as close to the original otherwise sounds ...oh, &... sorry Bob! (Disclaimer:- it's just a comedy name - my wife & I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended...that I'm most definitely NOT one of "them"!)
MP's I'm feelin' your pain
When asked to define "woman" again
Everybody knows he's only swapped his clothes
But lately I've seen some Adam's apples go
Yet we must call them girls

She looks just like a woman(?)
Yes, she does, & she talks just like a woman(?)
Yes, she does, & she walks just like a woman
But she's never been a little girl

Dorothy, she's her friend
Yes, I believe I'll see her like again
Nobody has to guess the "lady"(?) in the dress
She don't wanna feel like she's like all the rest
But her shop, well, it's 'Always' been, without wings

She looks just like a woman(?)
Yes, & she talks just like a woman(?)
Yes, she does, & she walks just like a woman
But she's never been a little girl

Though Dame Edna wasn't first
Cissie & Ada, but the worst
By so far & clear
Are your modern day quirks
But what's worse is your righteousness
I could not care less

& it's clear that I just don't fit
Yes, I believe you'd have the like of me quit
But if you meet again, an MP on the bench
Please don't let on that you saw him when
At the weekends, when his name is "Shirl"

When he looks just like a woman(?)
Yes, he does, & he talks just like a woman(?)
Yes, he does, & he walks just like a woman
But he's never been a little girl
(5.2.23) Since 2018, the UK music buying public have made their Xmas #1 a 5th consecutive parody (now a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!

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