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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Must Hate Ants"

Original Song Title:

"Rainy Day Women # 12 & 35"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Must Hate Ants"

Parody Written by:

annie gardner

The Lyrics

They'll come at ya when you're garden looks so good,
They'll attack ya just a-like you knew they would.
They'll attack ya through the walls in your home.
And they'll attack ya when you' leave them alone.
But I an glad they're not in my pants
Everybody must hate ants.

Well, they'll crawl ya when you're walkin' 'long the street.
They'll bite ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat.
They'll crawl ya when you're walkin' on the floor.
They'll love ya when you're walkin' out the door.
But I an glad they're not in my pants
Everybody must hate ants.

They'll attack ya when you're at the breakfast table.
They'll attack ya when you use some syrup maple.
They'll attack ya when you're tryin' to save a buck.
They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "good luck."
Tell ya what, glad that the're not in my pants
Everybody must hate ants.

Well, you'll spray and you say that it's the end.
Then they'll attack you and then they'll come back again.
They'll attack you when you're riding in your car.
They'll attack you when you're playing your guitar.
Yes, but I "m glad they're not in my pants
Everybody must hate ants.

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CML - June 15, 2021 - Report this comment
Very good for a first timer. If you come up with a clever match between the Original Song (what we call the OS) and the subject of your parody, its not so hard at all, is it?
annie gardner - June 15, 2021 - Report this comment
no not hard at all I see someone must have not of liked it

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