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Song Parodies -> "Don't Think Twice I'm Alright"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Think Twice It's Alright"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Think Twice I'm Alright"

Parody Written by:

Scribbling Monkey Collective

The Lyrics

Mitt Romney's Election Night Victory Speech
Now I don't care one whit how you live your life
You live yours and I'll live mine
It's no concern of YOURS how I live MY life
Don't need to be your Valentine
Indeed I've got no need to heed a certain percent
THEY should just grateful I'm their president
As my Annie says I am heaven sent
Don't think twice, I'm all right

No point now bemoaning my election
It's all over now
No, no point your bemoaning my selection
You don't matter anyhow
No point in your sending an email or fax
I got Congress on my side no one's got your backs
Now you're gonna have to pay the income tax
Don't think twice, I'm all right

Who the heck do you expect to help you?
Venezuela? The UN?
What makes you think anyone should help you?
Not! MY kind of men
Though the lesson may be bitter it's time you learn
The butter only goes to those who own the churn
That may seem unfair but it's none of my concern
Don't think twice, I'm all right

Hope YOU people liked my vict'ry speech now
(No, not really, I don't care)
What? YOU thought I'd waste a vict'ry speech? How?
Pretending that I care?
Thing that's oh so sweet about a vic-tor-y
The victor gets to choose who's in-vi-ted to tea
Forget 47 I got most of 53
Don't think twice, I'm all right

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