-> "Cold and Shifty Men"
Original Song Title:
"Blowin' In The Wind"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cold and Shifty Men"
The Lyrics
How many homes must the banks impound
Before you call it a scam?
Yes, ’n’ how many sheep must these vice thugs flail
Before they're weaker than lambs?
Yes, ’n’ how many times must these cannibals dine
Before they've foreclosed your land?
The banksters, my friend, have phony funds to lend
The banksters are cold and shifty men
How many years till your pension gets stiffed
By whores awash with disease?
Yes, ’n’ how many jobs can their greed and their grip
Export to the crowded Chinese?
Yes, ’n’ how many times can the banks churn your bread
Defending unjust debit fees?
The banksters, my friend, are holdin’ yuan and yen
The banksters are cold and shifty men
How many crimes must these men cook up
Before you concede they're sly?
Yes, ’n’ how many tears must one land pass
Before weepin' tear ducts are dry?
Yes, ’n’ how many debts will it take till you're broke
'Cause too many people got fried?
The banksters, my friend, have gold to hedge the trend
The banksters are cold and shifty men
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