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Song Parodies -> "The Ouch Of The Itchin' Son"

Original Song Title:

"The House Of the Risin' Sun"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"The Ouch Of The Itchin' Son"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

.There is a louse inside my jeans,
I call an "Itchin' Son-"
If they ever held olympics for hard scratch,
I'm sure I could've won

That mother is a whaler,
He sails by pubic means
And makes my life a living hell,
Down inside my jeans..

Now, the one sure thing a scratcher needs
Is Freddy Krueger's mitts
The doctor says the only real sure cure,
Is burnin' out their nits

Oh, teachers, tell your students,
When sex education's done
Keep their lives from sin and misery,
And the ouch of that itchin' son-

Well I keep one hand on the steer'n wheel
The other one goes insane
It's shreddin' up my new blue jeans,
And still, that louse remains..

Cannot stop that itch inside my jeans,
That no good itchin' son
Learned my lesson, now, no more a whore boy
These damn crabs ain't no fun..
.
These damn crabs ain't no fun..

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Ann Hammond - August 06, 2010 - Report this comment
mitt mitt
Mark Scotti - August 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Need some Old Bay seasoning sprinkled on them. It may BURN, but it won't ITCH. LOL
Old Man Ribber - August 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Fine job. Perhaps that's why they used to call the devil "Old Scratch"! ;D
John Barry - August 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Crabulous!
TJC - August 06, 2010 - Report this comment
You're a complete nit wit (with all respect, in the best possible sense!)!
Tommy Turtle, Not Crab, Thank Goodness - August 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Poor fishermen in Louisiana are complaining about a lack of crabs, and you're complaining about too many? Send yours to them - it's a win-win situation! ;-D
AFW - August 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ann..unique laugh...and thanks, Mark, sounds like a good remedy...thanks, OMR, good comparison...thanks, John..new word, you've coined...thanks, TJC..appreciate the compl. ...and thanks, TT..Lol..good line..
John Jenkins - August 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Great title, clever parody.
AFW - August 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks to John
MadameBVD - August 07, 2010 - Report this comment
El SatyrMayor, ~The Duke oCrabTown~, hope things improve down south . . .
AFW - August 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC..your coital concern incites my extreme appreciation

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