-> "The Ants Are My Friends"
Original Song Title:
"Blowin' in the Wind" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Ants Are My Friends"
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How many roots must the ants tunnel by
Before you can call it a nest?
How many grains of sand must they haul
Before it can withstand the test?
When a Florida hurricane uproots that tree
Will those little guys ever come to rest?
The ants are my friends
But they’re blowing in the wind
The ants are a-blowing in the wind.
How many sniffs of a pheromone scent
Can a worker take into her snout?
How many eggs can an ant queen lay
Before she’s completely worn out?
How many drones will mooch food from the nest
Before they swarm away, up and out?
How many brooms clean the sidewalks and curbs
As they go sweeping ants here and there?
Yes, and how many turns must that lawnmower blade
Go spinning about—it’s not fair.
How many times must the leaf-blower roar,
Sending ants flying into the air?
How about that boy with his very own ant farm
A-jumping on that bouncy trampoline?
What was he thinking? How could he be
So very, very, very, very mean?
Bumped his head on a branch, threw the ants in the air
Craziest thing I’ve ever seen.
How many times must an ant look up,
And on the far distant sea see the moon?
How many breezes blow from land to the sea
Whispering that sweet seashore tune?
How many ants simply sail away before
They stop building on top of a dune?
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