Song Parodies -> Quinn The Ice Cream Man
| Original Song Title: | "Quinn the Eskimo" |
| Original Performer: | Bob Dylan |
| Parody Song Title: | "Quinn The Ice Cream Man" |
| Parody Written by: | dennis |
Makes perhaps half as much sense as the original song - maybe. Maybe it don't. I think it's funny - but then again, I can pass for Quinn on my better days.
People craving sugar, they're so hungry they can scream,
Some yelling for chocolate,
Others, they can only dream.
The broken churn is in repair,
All the sweets are in,
But when Quinn the ice cream man gets here,
Y'all gonna run from him!
Turn all about, pour the ice in,
Just you wait 'till you see that lunatic Quinn!
My tooth is sweet, so much so, it makes me quite a pest,
But cranking churns and chopping ice,
It makes for wanting rest.
People gather round, with ice and salt,
Flavorings ourselves to please,
But when Quinn the ice cream man gets here,
Everyone will be climbing trees!
Turn all about, pour the ice in,
Just you wait 'till you see that lunatic Quinn!
A cup of ice, three cups of salt, hot water in the churn,
I'm thinking I've gone around the bend,
Turned white by freezer burn.
The snow drifts are piling deep,
The salt is piling mountains close,
But when Quinn the ice cream man gets here,
Drop your spoon! Head for the coast!
Turn all about, pour the ice in,
Just you wait 'till you see that lunatic Quinn!
Some yelling for chocolate,
Others, they can only dream.
The broken churn is in repair,
All the sweets are in,
But when Quinn the ice cream man gets here,
Y'all gonna run from him!
Turn all about, pour the ice in,
Just you wait 'till you see that lunatic Quinn!
My tooth is sweet, so much so, it makes me quite a pest,
But cranking churns and chopping ice,
It makes for wanting rest.
People gather round, with ice and salt,
Flavorings ourselves to please,
But when Quinn the ice cream man gets here,
Everyone will be climbing trees!
Turn all about, pour the ice in,
Just you wait 'till you see that lunatic Quinn!
A cup of ice, three cups of salt, hot water in the churn,
I'm thinking I've gone around the bend,
Turned white by freezer burn.
The snow drifts are piling deep,
The salt is piling mountains close,
But when Quinn the ice cream man gets here,
Drop your spoon! Head for the coast!
Turn all about, pour the ice in,
Just you wait 'till you see that lunatic Quinn!
Enjoy! (Slurp!)
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Makes a lot more sense than the original. This is quite coherent. I can picture this fellow mixing flavors and turning his crank.
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