-> "Now It's Time For Sarah Palin (2012 version)"
Original Song Title:
"The Times They Are A-changin'" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Now It's Time For Sarah Palin (2012 version)"
Folks, I’d rather live in D. C. than near Nome
as boss at the White House or ’neath Capitol dome.
Tho’ traitorous Libs have for now sent me home
my ambition should have’em all quailin’,
for in 2012 I'm comin' back and I'll show’em
that it’s time for Sarah Palin.
My critics write my IQ’s not as high as 10,
but I’m not a dunce. If I just had the yen
I could learn what I should, but why bother when
the same folks who once sent Dan Quayle in
(hoo coodent spel gud az a thurd-grayder kin)
are behind me, Sarah Palin?
With tax-and-spend asses[2a] I’m itchin’ to brawl --
we pachys[2b] spend more taxing no one at all
except folks whose incomes are middling or small
with our retrogressive tax scalin’.
(And when Barnum-bait voters buy such folderol,
that’s the clime for Sarah Palin.)
I’m using my time while to Seward’s ’Fridge banned
to seize photo-ops showin’ how I’ll command
(like savin’ Tom Turkey from T-Day’s demand
with his fellow fowls back o’ me flailin’
as their heads were lopped off and their blood freely ran)
when it’s time for Sarah Palin.
I hardly can wait ’til these four years have passed,
to lead my right-wing reactionist caste
with rhet’ric, this time exactly as last,
America’s eardrums assailin’
that’s as sound as (and sounds like) the flatulent blast
that defines me, Sarah Palin.
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