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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Must Hate Ants"

Original Song Title:

"Rainy Day Women #12 And #35"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Must Hate Ants"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

I edited my old work slightly and recorded it at http://www.soundclick.com/rocksann
They'll come at ya when you're garden looks so good.
They're all over if you travel through the woods.
They'll attack ya through the walls in your homes.
And they absolutely wont leave you alones.
But I am glad they're not in my pants
Everybody must hate ants.

Well, they'll crawl ya when you're walkin' 'long the street.
They'll bite ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat.
They'll crawl ya if you're sittin' on the floor.
They'll love ya when you're walkin' through the door.
But I am glad they're not in my pants
Everybody must hate ants.

They'll attack ya when you're at the breakfast table.
They'll attack ya when you use some syrup maple.
They'll attack ya when you pick clovers for luck
They'll attack ya and then they'll say, "good luck."
Tell ya what, glad that they're not in my pants,
Everybody must hate ants.

Well, you'll spray and you say that it's the end.
Then they'll attack you soon as they come back again.
They'll attack you whether you are near or far.
They'll attack you if their nests in your guitar
Yes, but I "m glad they're not in my pants
Everybody must hate ants.

Well, they'll wait for you until your walkin' home
They're waitin' for you behind the lawn gnome
They'll bite you and then say you are brave.
They'll crawl you when you are set down in your grave.
But at least they're not in my pants.
Everybody must hate ants.

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John Barry - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
I ant kidding: I like this.
alvin rhodes - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
ants bug me too
Yoidy - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
555 ants for you. Let's see what Red Ant thinks!
Ann Hammond - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks John B, alvin, and Yoidy. I did this months ago and it just so happined that Red Ant was using the same os. It was funny, I had an actual ant problem and I happened to pick this os.
Michael Pacholek - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
You're gonna be crawling with fives.
Meriadoc - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Sure fire cure for ants in the house: crumble some stale cookies or crackers just outside - they will be too busy for days to come in... ;-)
2Eagle - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
They will keep climbing up the wall until you're climbing up the wall. Call Dewey Pest Control - which reminds me that I should write a song about them. By the way, do you remember Roaches which was a parody of Rumors?
Red Ant - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Geez, this is like the third time I've read this, heh heh. Very good, and the improvements show, so for that it is 5s worthy. I listened to the recording... I'm glad you were able to make and post one. To be honest, it needs a better background track - the sole harmonica isn't doing you any favors, but it did have a nice "campsite fire and roasting marsmallows" feel to it.
Ann Hammond - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael P, Meri, 2Eagle , and Red Ant. This was my first time recording and I was kind of afraid to do more then I did. I'm kind of scared of all the copyright stuff so doing what I did was a big step for me. I'll do more work on the background next time.
Stuart McArthur - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
apart from a particular Red one, I'm with you thoroughly here, Ann - good job - 555
Ann Hammond - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart
Michael E Cormier - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I hate all bugs(Not you, red ant. You're pretty cool) I stepped in a hornets nest as a kid, and I haven't been able to stand any %$#@ creepy crawlers since. They all suffer from my wrath now. Good job, Ann. 555
Ann Hammond - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael C. I actually love just about every kind of bug I see. I understand your position and I wont show you any spiders I pick up.

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