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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Must Hate Ants"

Original Song Title:

"Rainy Day Women # 12 & 35"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Must Hate Ants"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

They'll come at ya when you're garden looks so good,
They'll attack ya just a-like you knew they would.
They'll attack ya through the walls in your home.
And they'll attack ya when you' leave them alone.
But I an glad they're not in my pants
Everybody must hate ants.

Well, they'll crawl ya when you're walkin' 'long the street.
They'll bite ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat.
They'll crawl ya when you're walkin' on the floor.
They'll love ya when you're walkin' out the door.
But I an glad they're not in my pants
Everybody must hate ants.

They'll attack ya when you're at the breakfast table.
They'll attack ya when you use some syrup maple.
They'll attack ya when you're tryin' to save a buck.
They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "good luck."
Tell ya what, glad that the're not in my pants
Everybody must hate ants.

Well, you'll spray and you say that it's the end.
Then they'll attack you and then they'll come back again.
They'll attack you when you're riding in your car.
They'll attack you when you're playing your guitar.
Yes, but I "m glad they're not in my pants
Everybody must hate ants.

Well, they'll attack you when you walk all alone.
They'll attack you when you are walking home.
They'll bite you and then say you are brave.
They'll crawl you when you are set down in your grave.
But at least they're not in my pants.
Everybody must hate ants.

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Agrimorfee - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Entire first verse funny and original. Everything else not original at all. End of story.
Michael Pacholek - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Everybody must hate Ants? Even the Red ones?
Ann Hammond - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee for giving me feedback on everything I've done so far. Michael Pacholek I actually find ants to be fun to watch and do not hate them.
Red Ant - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmm, now I wonder where this parody idea came from, lol. I tend to agree with Agrimorfee's comment. Try changing up more of The Original Song (TOS) next time around and make it more Ann Hammond and less Bob Dylan.
Adagio - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with Agrimorfee and Jack. Change some more of the original
Ann Hammond - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I saw a bunch of ant coming through the wall of our bathroom. I try to work a little more on my word changing
Meriadoc - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Fail safe remedy for ants in the house: crumble up a few stale crackers just outside - the ants will all move out within hours. Any old food that you don't need will do. It really works....
Ann Hammond - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Meri- Not to be mean but Isn't it ridiculously obvious that ants will go wherever you put food?

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