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Song Parodies -> "The Rhymes They Are Dee-Range-In'"

Original Song Title:

"The Times They Are A Changin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"The Rhymes They Are Dee-Range-In'"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

A tribute to all the great diverse, and perverse, themes by the mongrel ho's on this site.No need to name names, we know who we are (Johnny D. :-) )Actually, Johnny is just the best at this. There are many other great writers of perversity here, and I enjoy them all :-)
Come blathering creeps who have never left home
And admit when your daughters have found this they'll groan
'Cause mine wept at the tune that I pinched from the Stones
Said "This slime you do is just ravin' "
That "Your rhetoric's brimmin' with the stink of old bones"
And "Your rhymes, they are Dee-Range-in' "

Cum writers, syphillitics, and prophet guys with their ZEN
Some make their wives cry, their lance won't cum again
Or they peak too soon, mixed Viagra with gin
And we're all smellin' poo when it's flamin'
A gay boozer vows "Masturbation's no sin"
And the rhymes, they keep Dee-Range-in'

Some Senate-whore cross-dressin' tranny enthralls
His gland's in a poor way, has cock but no balls
And he cannot squirt 'till the pump's been installed
Some write fatties, so wide, eating Cajun
They'll soon break your sofa and clog up your stalls
'Cause the rhymes, they keep Dee-Range-in'

Some mudders and sodders blew out the glans
Some po-lit-i-cize 'till I can't understand
Some puns are just slaughtered and we yawn on demand
The commode is constantly ragin'
If you run out of Charmin, then you must use your hand
And the rhymes, they keep Dee-Range-in'

Some dine 'till it's dawn, some curse till it's crass
The young one now is M.J.'s new ass
As the decent vow "You turds have no class"
And Mordor we're constantly gradin'
And the worst puns now, will still be a gas
So the rhymes, please keep Dee-Range-in'

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Guy - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Guilty as charged. Nice one Dee!
Kristof Robertson - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody sizzles like a Lamb Vindaloo coming out of my ar...you know what I mean. Top stuff, Dee! 555
AFW - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Write on! Excellence...fivers
Royce Miller - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
very well done on a song that I think is hard to parody--
Charlie Decker - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree that this is a hard song to do, as is any Dylan. 5s
alvin rhodes - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
the fives i am a-givin'
John Barry - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
The rhymes, they are amazing. Great job, Dee.
Rick Cormier - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
A pure Dee-Light ! 555
Dee Range - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Guy, Krisof, AFW, Royce, Charlie, Alvin, John, and Rick Cormier, thanks for the votes and comments. We all get a little bizzare and go over the line at times, but this is just parody, and to me anything goes...I mean, no one ever forces the prudes to read us, do they? Kristof...that Lamb Vindaloo... is it hot curried lamb or what? I know sometimes what goes in hot comes out flamin' .... hehehe
Michael Pacholek - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
And the fives we are exchangin'.
Dee Range - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael
Croupy Lunghocking - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Great internal rhyming. Best word for word scheme I have seen in a while.
John Jenkins - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well done, Dee. I just read your comments on Claude Prez's parody and figured out that your pen name has a double meaning (dee is for driving range).
Dee Range - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Croupy?...thanks...take some Nyquil. John, thanks.....unfortunately, I can no longer play due to a severe back problem, but I still follow my friend Tim (Lumpy) Herron religiously , and still love the game, where men call penalties on themselves, don't rape, rob, and murder, and don't get paid when they don't play well. For people who don't play, it may be boring, but the back nine at Augusta on Sunday is high drama to me.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody proudly sponsoured by Ralphing Sickness Bags.
Good job. ;)
Johnny D - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
You like me (sniff)! You really like me (sniff)! Hang on (sniff) a minute (sniff...snorrrttt....SHNOORRRRKKKK).....ahhhh...aaaahhhhCHOOO !!!! Ugh, too much mannitol, too much mannitol.....okay....there we go....ahhhhHHHH YES!!! YES!!! I'M READY TO WRITE AGAIN!!!
John Jenkins - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry to hear about your back, Dee. That has to be frustrating. I agree with your assessment of golf, although I usually prefer the drama of the Ryder Cup (except for the 2004 competition).
Dee Range - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Jake-A-Ralphing...LOL.....Johnny D.......No, we don't like you...we LOVE you, for all the great perverted stuff you treat us to every week....John Jenkins, yea, the 2004 Ryder Cup sucked for the USA, big time. Too many prima donnas, not enough blue collar, gritty ass kickers like Europe has, in droves.

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